Chike C-137
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@_chike_san I'm pro portion control than cutting away something I enjoy from my diet, that's not even unhealthy.
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I just remembered this boy used oats to make eba for soup wey we chop. Fitfam people no go kpai me.
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@lifeofdanel Very niiiiiice. I used to have 2 cats but I gave them away
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It's quite interesting that you don't need to potty train cats.
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@lifeofdanel @fynnbarr Glad you're not one of those gym bros that swear against fufu
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@fynnbarr Manageable, I don't like swallow that's not fufu.
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@Deobabyyyy thats a mother defending her child if e reach your turn let them kill your child for you cause you want to be morally performative! ode oshi!
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This is wrong and can never be applauded in a sane country.
Yes, that teacher crossed a line by over-flogging her student, but your mom beating her up like a thug and facilitating her unemployment is pathetic.
Teachers now live in fear of the students they should help raise
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@ejiro_andrew Are you suggesting the country keeps paying subsidies it cannot afford
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You don't know what positive economic reforms mean.
Shedding subsidies is a neo-liberal strategy that is accompanied by smaller govt, free markets, and hyper competition.
You're not getting anything in the long term from what Tinubu is doing. 2nd term Una go hear am.
Not the little B 💕✨@BlehisBack
Opinions I’ve held about this election that have caused hell to break loose: - Neither of the big 3s are particularly good choices - Tinubu is not as incoherent as the media portrayed him to be. He’s actually intelligent and answered the Rwanda interview questions well. - Peter Obi derails everytime he is asked tough questions in interviews. He doesn’t sound as intelligent or prepared as his supporters project him to be. - The Tinubu administration has made some positive economic reforms beneficial to the country long term. The hardship we face now is partly the brunt of reforms and partly bad governance. - This same administration has however failed badly on security, among other sectors. People die everyday, kidnapping is on the rise. The primary purpose of government is security. If you fail at that, then regardless of your macro achievements, you are a failed government. - Obidients are a very toxic group of narcissists and vile people. They do more harm than good to the movement. Not everyone will support your candidate. Get down from your high horse. - All candidates must be thoroughly assessed and criticized; both the incumbent and those vying for office. Judge the incumbent by his manifesto vs performance. Ask challengers what exactly they plan to do differently. - Critique of a candidate is not support for another. - We are largely in trouble as a country. The fate of the 2027 election already is almost sealed. Which one do you disagree with?
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Opinions I’ve held about this election that have caused hell to break loose:
- Neither of the big 3s are particularly good choices
- Tinubu is not as incoherent as the media portrayed him to be. He’s actually intelligent and answered the Rwanda interview questions well.
- Peter Obi derails everytime he is asked tough questions in interviews. He doesn’t sound as intelligent or prepared as his supporters project him to be.
- The Tinubu administration has made some positive economic reforms beneficial to the country long term. The hardship we face now is partly the brunt of reforms and partly bad governance.
- This same administration has however failed badly on security, among other sectors. People die everyday, kidnapping is on the rise. The primary purpose of government is security. If you fail at that, then regardless of your macro achievements, you are a failed government.
- Obidients are a very toxic group of narcissists and vile people. They do more harm than good to the movement. Not everyone will support your candidate. Get down from your high horse.
- All candidates must be thoroughly assessed and criticized; both the incumbent and those vying for office. Judge the incumbent by his manifesto vs performance. Ask challengers what exactly they plan to do differently.
- Critique of a candidate is not support for another.
- We are largely in trouble as a country. The fate of the 2027 election already is almost sealed.
Which one do you disagree with?
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Hi,
I'm a Nigerian game dev, and we made this at @Raven_illusion set in Lagos,
Adventurers: Mobile
Available on playstore and Appstore
Sam Ivere@hsprafrique
Do we really have Nigerian Indie Developers who Create Games? Has any Nigerian ever Developed a well known Game? 🤔
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I’ve spent the past couple of weeks building Looters: a public archive of Nigerian political corruption since the 1990s.
Governors, ministers, shell companies, Swiss accounts, the Jersey trusts, — one searchable graph.
You too can connect the dots: 1000reasons.vote/looters
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So sorry 😞, i once experienced this but @PoliceNG was able to recover my car after 2 weeks , i can understand how you feel right now , please report to nearest police station and follow up aggressively.. pray to God .. I wish you all the best 🙏🏾
You can send me DM for advice.
W🫶🏾@woonu_o
Never thought I’d be going back home without my car today. Parked it for church service and came out to meet an empty space.
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This is really sad tbh …..
Thieves are now everywhere waiting for who to steal from because the govt have refused to fix the Economy of Nigeria .
Please as a car owner , always install a tracker and also lock your car with a PEDAL Lock when outside .
It’s very important
W🫶🏾@woonu_o
Never thought I’d be going back home without my car today. Parked it for church service and came out to meet an empty space.
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Yep. Back in 2014/15 or so I was working as an intern for a private equity firm. They paid me 200k a month. Dollar had just hit N200. I wasn’t even on the company payroll. My pay was too small for them. HR just wrote me a check every month
I was seriously balling back then
SizZzle. 😎🇳🇬@n6oflife6
N1.2m a month salary in 2026 gives you the same Financial stability as Someone who was earning N150,000 a month salary in 2014. 🥹😫🥵
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A drunk policeman shot me at a checkpoint in 2011.
The bullet tore through my car, through my right hand.
I lost my career as an animator. My marriage cracked. My mind still bleeds.
The twist?
I sued the Nigeria Police. Won in 2015.
Judge said: "Pay his medical bills."
10 years later. Zero naira.
I face permanent disability without help.
@PoliceNG_CRU @TunjiDisu1 @UNDP @NhrcNigeria
#NigeriaPoliceNotYourFriend
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@Shukri_ibm Wow. Do you view WhatsApp statuses?
Maybe if you update your app you will get the ads
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I heard people complain about this. It hasn't reached me yet. Na wa
Nans@nansbello
Ads on whatsapp???? Has everyone lost their ever lasting mind?????????????????
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@_chike_san It's been several months and counting, maybe that apology will come tomorrow...
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A C-LEVEL executive called me into his office on his first day. Asked to overhaul the company website. I broke down the process of redevelopment, starting from ideation to design concept and then code implementation to product launch with realistic timelines.
Johnmark Obiefuna@jayhemz
Let me burst your brains. Several years ago, a Director assembled a group of we developers and excitedly told us, "I HAVE AN IDEA!" We said, "okay, let's hear it Sir." He said, "I just thought about a tracking software you can install on phones and be able to track the phone even when it's switched off." We: "will we need to embed a peripheral device?" Him: "no" We: "we may need to research on modifying the board to see how this would work" Him: "No, you guys need to be creative. You need to think outside the box. This is just a software!" If he had seen one mic overseas that period, he would probably had said, "Nigerian developers have a talent gap in thinking outside the box" See. Nigerian Employers don't even know enough to know what they want/don't want, and many Devs are just in pains in several organisations.
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