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@HannahLaingDJ Well you tore the roof of Liverpool on Saturday, so fuck em.

Things have been going so well for me so far this year, but the amount of online hate that comes with it is something you can’t prepare your mind for. The more success that’s been happening, the more hate. People say ignore it etc etc but It’s hard to read.

@MattCarrick5 her skin chimney hahaha

I can't imagine he's falling over himself to bag some random off twitter that sells pictures of her skin chimney to folk

@bantamsam Bloody hell 😂

Found a hardman on snap tonight 🙄 #bcafc #drfc

@bantamsam Was fun while it lasted

@_cookebyname 👀👀👀🤣🤣

Friday night away day, up the fkn chickens #bcafc

@bantamsam 👀👀👀

@_cookebyname Looks like all your fans are here 😂

@bantamsam Stayed at home like me

@bantamsam There it is ❤️🤍

@_cookebyname I'll try 😉

@elhornet Personally I rarely comment on X because there is always some keyboard warrior with a louder opinion, and I’m not allowed my own. Do loads of reading though!

@fesshole What utter bollocks

In 1994, the local curry house started to supply the Tesco I worked at with industrial sized portions of Balti, in 5 litre container. I marked all 20 as faulty/opened and bought the lot in the staff shop for 25p each. Popped them in the freezer and had curry on tap for a year.

@RevRichardColes @ScottishPower Get them binned, worst customer service on the planet

@bantamsam Probably less Donny fans in the stadium

@_cookebyname 2.5k chickens heading to donny

Annual wind up of @_cookebyname, hope you're looking forward to having your ground taken over on Friday night by the best Yorkshire team in league 2 (piss poor brag, but it's all I have 😂) #bcafc

Hey @MoneySavingExp have you seen that @chase_uk doesn’t pay its 1% cashback on Amazon purchases, which is pretty frustrating this time of year.

@MattCarrick5 @theglamchop Brilliant Carrick, brilliant

@theglamchop Frizz on a jizz?

@davidlaing93 @anon_opin Drivers that put fog lights on when it’s raining

@anon_opin Here’s mine: 1. Cyclists 2. Cyclists 3. Slow drivers 4. Drivers who use their full beams all the time 5. Cyclists

Top 5 most annoying road users: 1. Uber drivers 2. Audi drivers 3. Cyclists 4. Tesla drivers 5. BMW drivers

I’d love to know what people think when they see me dancing to uptempo in my headphones in the gym

@NotionDJ You wanna try being 37. Still feel young, yet society says you’re past it and ancient. It’s rough.

i know it’s a cliche but when you’re 20 it seems like 30 is so fucking far away & then you make a couple tunes & go shop and all of a sudden your 30

i am, and i cannot stress this enough, completely mentally unprepared for turning 30 this month

@JAGSKILLS I can’t PM you, but would like to send details.

@JAGSKILLS Let’s prove em wrong then

I wish I was one of those middle aged, European house Djs. I want to make play a 8 min house tune on the beach, while boilerhouse are filming it. Then I want a clip of that to go viral. Then I want to get booked for festivals on the strength of that viral clip. Please!

@JAGSKILLS Can I send you a PM, got a contact 🤞🏻