Hey, "@POTUS" @realDonaldTrump. How do you like THIS?
PaulleyTicks@PaulleyTicks
In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it.
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daveharrison
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daveharrison
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lovely bastard. extroverted introvert. social hermit. surfer hippie dude. electronically reprocessed for stereo. less is more, more or less.
stranded on a desert isthmus. Katılım Ağustos 2011
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In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it.
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400,000 dead Americans at Arlington.
Fuckface somehow heard: “This would be a good moment to joke about how few dead soldiers were named Donald.”
This utterly vile, self-obsessed asshole turns a sombre event into a fucking stand-up routine about himself.
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@JohnPB345 @thebuddahdave @SenRonJohnson No, Dotard pretty much has you all entranced. You can't think rationally or for yourselves. Which is sad really, John Peanut Butter the 345th.
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@_daveharrison @thebuddahdave @SenRonJohnson Sounds like a perpsbal problem to me. And why didn't the mighty ta science fauci save him? He was presiding over an amazing response according to the libs. ???? One wonders.
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Anthony Fauci and federal health officials said that the COVID injections were “safe and effective” and that adverse events were “rare and mild.”
But they were lying.
They knew that injection injuries were common and often deadly.
But they never alerted the public.
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"Any relation to Priscilla?" I asked a customer, last name Beaulieu. Yeah, stupid question, I just wanted to see if she would know who I was referring to. And she did!
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@JohnPB345 @thebuddahdave @SenRonJohnson Fauci could have saved my uncle. But my uncle lived in redneck country where the Dotard flags fly.
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@_daveharrison @thebuddahdave @SenRonJohnson I got the jab by force of losing my career ...and still got covid. Just as symptomatic as the first time I got covid too. Doh! Aren't you mad at fauci for killing your uncle?
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Rutland Weekend Television
Holiday '75 sketch
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@MatthewNichol5 No, Bruce loves our country. He hates Dotard because Dotard is destroying our country.
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Glenn Miller loved this country and died for this country. Bruce Springsteen hates this country. Glenn Miller's music is timeless. Bruce Springsteen's music sucks!
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@TheJohnQ @wont_consent @atrupar Gee, I wonder why. Seems odd that President Grab 'Em By The Pussy is protecting pedophiles.
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@wont_consent @atrupar Exactly what good is he doing by covering up the Epstein files and not prosecuting a single pedophile or human trafficker? He literally controls the DOJ and all 3 branches of government and yet not 1 single arrest has been made.
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a disgrace not only to the office of the president but to military families who have lost loved ones
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@_daveharrison @IvankaTrumpRV2 Unfortunately there are more, and did you know Ivanka is from Africa?
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I’m literally in tears.
President Trump said, “I want to live to make this country great. That’s why I want to live.”
Love him or hate him, there will never be another Trump.
America is truly blessed 🙏
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@marc_padovani @ShellPaw @EricIdle Yeah, I've heard that too. As well as cat urine. How would they know what cat piss tastes like? I can understand soap, if they were foul-mouthed as children.
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It’s like coriander or cilantro, fifty per of people detest it!
I’m sure I don’t need to remind you;
De gustibus non disputandum est.
Michelle Pearce 🩷💛💙@PSBFAN1991
@EricIdle I like Earl Grey but I love you anyway. 🤣♥️
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@whogallery1 @EricIdle So good. The birth of the Rutles legend on "Rutland Weekend Television" -- Nov 12, 1976. Early combo had David Battley before Rikki Fataar, and first version of "I Must Be In Love." And the best was yet to come!
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I don’t own them.
#1 Rutles Fan@FredIsSwagger
@EricIdle Do you have the original masters to all The Rutles music used in the movies? I've noticed that in the original Ouch! sequence, Neil's vocals are double-tracked, along with other songs like I Must Be In Love, Love Life, and Its looking good. Will you ever release them?
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@AZ_Brittney Well, I now have no reason to watch @CBS. So, why not?
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@chiky_handlr @KathyWoodhood What is even on @CBS these days? @60Minutes has been compromised, to say the least. Between that and #StephenColbert I have no interest in watching state media, especially under the current fascist regime.
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CBS canceled Stephen Colbert to appease Trump.
Now a growing movement across the United States is calling for a boycott of CBS.
Do you support it? #BoycottCBS
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🚨NEW: Kerry Kennedy has announced Late Show Host Stephen Colbert is the recipient of the 2025 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award for his advocacy for free speech and speaking truth to power.
RETWEET to congratulate Colbert on this honor!
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Hey, this is the bird that keeps showing up at my bird feeder scaring all the other birds away!
realidadprohibidaX@realidadcrazy
Una extraña avecon cabeza humanoide es grabada comiendo hierbas,que opinas?
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@_daveharrison @thebuddahdave @SenRonJohnson You do apparently. "Just sort of appeared." Ouch. Now he's a turd stain.
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