My battery is low and it’s getting dark†

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gay friend: I'm gay. depressed friend: I'm depressed. that one gay depressed friend you try to ignore: I fucking love leon kennedy.

Jasveen Sangha, aka the ‘Ketamine Queen’, has been sentenced to 15 years in prison in connection with Matthew Perry’s death.

I’m about 2-3 failed job applications from joining Hamas

i would suck the cum out of everyone in this picture

@FlareGamer64 it was a distraction. when the screen went dark, she cracked open a cold one and recovered over 90% HP.

it’s hole filling season

When you check your pockets and don’t feel your phone

Dear @paradigm @a16z @polychaincap @coinbase I'm building KoreanFlare - voice-activated wallet protection against North Korean hackers. After $2.3B got stolen by Lazarus Group, I realized we need better verification than "enter password" Our solution is simple: Before any transaction, users must say "Kim Jong is gay" into their microphone. If you refuse or sound North Korean, wallet locks permanently. Why it works: - No North Korean hacker will say it (instant execution) - Voice AI detects Korean accent - Decentralized proof-of-disrespect consensus - 100% effective (my theory, no testing needed) Built on Cloudflare but web3 because I said so. 3 VCs and a Saudi prince from Telegram are interested, this either revolutionizes crypto security or makes me rich like everyone else. Probably both. Best, Hrithik Founder, KoreanFlare P.S. - Our MVP is just a microphone button. Seeking $2M to add the other features.

@mooniacal @Hogginvestor A millionaire who asks for Venmo? 😭😭😭

@Hogginvestor you sure about that tiffany?

I became a millionaire from my Uber Eats side hustle. I started leaving my feet in the delivery photo and my tips jumped, with people adding extra after drop-off—invest in yourself, even if it’s toe by toe.

How do I get my asshole this shiny and pink chat

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza...12 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. This year I celebrated my 38th birthday. I feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I've grown into a completely new man...one that i'm proud of. check this out... 26: I took a pill in Ibiza to show Avicii I was cool and when I finally got sober, felt 10 years older, but fuck it, it was something to do 38: i love myself more than ever, no longer do shit that harms my body to try to get people to like me 26: I'm living out in LA, I drive a sports car just to prove I'm a real big baller 'cause I made a million dollars and I spend it on girls and shoes 38: donated massive jordan collection, drive 4runner, don't need to prove anything to anyone other than God, love myself. If i buy myself something nice, it's because i love myself and i deserve it, not because i'm trying to prove to others i'm good enough. 26: But you don't wanna be high like me Never really knowing why like me You don't ever wanna step off that roller coaster and be all alone 38: not even close to alone. spent a decade creating a community of the most loving high powered friends in the world. massive investment into relationship with my mom and sister... best it's ever been. relationship with God is on a whole new level. 26: You don't wanna ride the bus like this Never knowing who to trust like this You don't wanna be stuck up on that stage singing All I know are sad songs, sad songs 38: i am the happiest i have ever been in my life and have sustained faith love and joy mindset for over a year and am not going back. 26: I'm just a singer who already blew his shot I get along with old timers 'Cause my name's a reminder of a pop song people forgot 38: walked across america, climbed everest, became inspiring to myself first, as a byproduct became inspiring to others. 26: And I can't keep a girl, no 'Cause as soon as the sun comes up I cut 'em all loose and work's my excuse But the truth is I can't open up 38: overcame my fear of intimacy and old avoidant patterns, face deep pain of last relationship's ending head on, recognized what patterns i was acting out that no longer served me, recognized how much having a wife and family would actually mean to me, hired best coaches and therapists i could find, did what they said, now in most beautiful relationship i've ever been in. 26: All I know are sad songs, sad songs 38:  i know sadness and pain very well, i also know how i overcame/overcome it. it is my duty to teach others to do the same. I know sad songs, but i also know redemptions songs, songs of freedom, songs of faith, and songs of devotion i love you. If you're going through shit right now, keep going, you have no idea how good your life may be in 10+ years. in gratitude, mp

If I were king, I’d uncancel Wireless Festival and invite Ye to perform “Heil Hitler” and only “Heil Hitler” for three hours.

@awgaffney I wish I could frame your tweet, Adam.

Naomi Wolf is truly the gift that keeps on giving. I hope she never leaves Twitter.

i'm not satoshi, but I was early in laser focus on the positive societal implications of cryptography, online privacy and electronic cash, hence my ~1992 onwards active interest in applied research on ecash, privacy tech on cypherpunks list which led to hashcash and other ideas.

@glenn_wm1 @willia_mbrown @TeamYouTube Some people would just love to lie 🤭

@willia_mbrown @TeamYouTube How is it your livelihood. Aren't you rich from selling your e learning business? And now you're just helping others.

Hi @TeamYouTube My name is William Brown and I woke up to my YouTube channel having been deleted this morning. I had 87,400 subscribers and 2.5M+ views. I built the channel over 2.5 years I believe this removal was made in error. I have never had a channel strike or complaint, and my channel is purely educational, helping people start consulting businesses Every video is grounded in my verified credentials as someone who successfully built and sold a business. None of my content contains harmful instructions, dangerous information or misinformation of any kind This channel is my livelihood. I respectfully request a human review, identification of the specific content flagged so it can be removed, and reinstatement of my channel. I am happy to provide credentials or make any necessary adjustments I have read the policy and am certain I comply with it. Thank you for your time. My channel link is: youtube.com/channel/UCm_WU… Thanks Will

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