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"Dad my arms are tired" "Alright son you can have a 5 minute break, but then you get back out there and wave to the neighbors"

@FionnualaFini cops are so gay

Bro Uses 200 IQ to Outsmart The Cops 🤯

@Pullupthen1234 on a scale of 1-10 how afraid of “racism” are you?

@_earthlizard I say “actual racists” bc I believe there’s many people that do the racist gimmick on twitter to troll but treat blacks irl like normal human beings which you wouldn’t except from their twitter posts.

This kid went all out for his prom with two supercars and a private jet 💀

@FearedBuck how did OSHA approve this?

Drake filming a new ICEMAN music video in Toronto

@Pullupthen1234 @AbsolutNirvana the wording was funny

@_earthlizard @AbsolutNirvana What was this supposed to mean?

@hasanthehun nice book 4 eyes

🚂 🚊 🚆

@Kenscapes1 @bflomafia example?

@bflomafia We need some heavy metal up in this bitch

Bills should move on from “Mr Brightside” Agree or disagree?

@3M send me a 3m no zipper hoodie and we will call it even..

@_earthlizard Hello, We apologize for the inconvenience. Please send us a DM with more information, like the country you're located in and the distributor you purchased the product from, so that our team can look into the matter.

@3M why would you cowards sell a kit that’s only half full? embarrassing

@MithJt698 @marifefighter you wouldn’t do nothin

@marifefighter Of that was my neighbor, talking to one of my sons that way, his parents would be planning his funeral.

@mi1fmi1k no one today thank God. she just looked at me funny

@_earthlizard Who got the boot today?

HR ladies are literal demons sent from the hubs of hell. they only time i’ve seen one smile is after they fire someone.

@c0llinm0ran @boobmeat_ honestly just negligent

@_earthlizard @boobmeat_ It was the choice of Corona Extra (can) chug that spooked me

I knew the second They put Josh Allen on Drum duty that the Game was a Wash

@AutismCapital joey diaz has never said a funny/ non vile sentence in his life

How does Joe Rogan not have a special 4/20 podcast today with him, Joey Diaz, and Duncan Trussell getting high as balls and talking about aliens and pyramids and stupid irreverent nonsense? What has Joe become? Where is the classic Joe?

Jeff Boyardee

@_earthlizard I want to shake his hand

“My husband has 10 years military experience but they only want to pay him $16/hr to do groundskeeping at the local school 😔😢” genuinely What do you think A statement like this Says about you And him

@GamewithDave far cry 5 was nice

What game is this?

@c0llinm0ran didn’t know he was a fun dip fella

@elonmusk @grok ur the only one that thinks this shit is cool or funny dawg

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