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@sylawinget We have friends in real life

Ppl who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one 😭

@chiragbarjatya tu pehle apna band kar yar. account delete

There are people at the gym who watch reels between their sets. Some people are not able to go for a run or dedicated cardio because they get “bored” after just 20min without their phones. We are all addicted I understand but don’t become addicted to reels and phones.

@mohitlaws Shant guys. in sabko ajj yehi bolne ki payment mili hai

KUNAL KAMRA: I could not tender an unconditional apology over my remarks targeting Eknath Shinde as it would set a terrible precedent for other artists & their freedom of expression. Gen Z philosopher SAMAY RAINA:

@IN_TaxPayers @YTKDIndia Ek toh admi sahi kaam kare, suffer bhi admi kare, ab admi sarcasm bhi ni kare. btau

@YTKDIndia Jokes apart, this isn’t just sarcasm material it’s a serious civic failure. Open drains filled with garbage reflect poor waste management and lack of accountability. We don’t need monuments here we need clean, functioning infrastructure.

Wow! Look at the beautiful nullah designed by Shahjahan for his wife Mumtaz Mahal in Andheri West. Truly surreal!

@ShivrattanDhil1 Agli bar se power bank sath rakhna

Imagine being stranded at 12:00 midnight with barely any battery, and Tata’s response is: “Oops, sorry you’re at a Tata EV charger we are from Tata motors team . One team member said he was busy with family and couldn’t talk. No customer care, no urgency, no real help. Also, serious question how did you call me without me sharing my number? Isn’t that a privacy concern? Huge thanks to @Xroaders_001 paaji for stepping in and helping us reach home. 🙏 Otherwise, we would’ve been stuck there for hours. Never thought you could be left stranded just because charger software isn’t working. This isn’t a small glitch it directly impacts safety. Reality check: You still can’t comfortably drive from Jaipur to Chandigarh in one go. Even something like a G-Wagon EV would need charging en route. Spending ₹3.5 crore on a car and still worrying about basic charging infrastructure is frustrating!

@Saanvi_dhillon Thank you. someone said it. Thank you. He sucks bro. hes so bad.

>Meet RJ Pranit 26 Y/o >Self proclaimed king of comedy Entry Fee - Free Exit Fee - 3000rs 1st Joke: >Pranit to audience: what's your name >Some randome guy: Iqbal >Pranit: but there is no hair on your head >18 year audience : khii khii khii 2nd Joke: >Pranit to audience: what's your name >Random guy: chirag >Pranit: mummy ko kal karo Bolo bujh gaya >17 year audience: khi khi khi >Even Deepak Kalal does better comedy than this. >I would tell everyone to watch Baaghi 5 instead of watching this comedy.

@PAneja0007 @MC_Panchkula @DrRuchirKalra @cmohry @hryhelpdesk @SwachhBharatGov @HsvpHaryana HSVP ka toh banta hi ni hai. Gappe marte hai ye log. Land revenue body hai woh. Sanitation cleanliness uske under atti ni. Uska land hoga sector 5, tooh ye bolte hounge hum kyun kare woh kare. Sabse bure haal 5 ke hai.

@_everydayhuman_ @MC_Panchkula @DrRuchirKalra @cmohry @hryhelpdesk @SwachhBharatGov @HsvpHaryana As expected, HSVP will say the matter lies with PMDA. A few days ago, I had also highlighted the garbage situation at the Sector 5 Yavanika parking area. Instead of passing responsibility, the focus should be on getting it cleaned.

Thanks to @cmohry @hryhelpdesk @MC_Panchkula @SwachhBharatGov for this gift to sector 5 Panchkula. This is a health hazard sir. Kindly come for walk to sector 5 Panchkula and see the message your workers have created. You are nowhere near to finding a solution. #corruption

@WokePandemic There is nothing more everyday than "POLITICS". But you wouldnt know that.

Raju Srivastava was the last of the great standup comedians, He was funny, clean, and you could tell he had spent years crafting his act. I think. After him, it all changed. Today's comedians don't seem to do comedy. They just rant. First it's a long, boring story about their messy personal life. Now, it's a political lecture disguised as a joke. Blame the government, blame the system its unfiltered monologue about their personal drama. And then, woven into that, is a constant stream of political criticism. ... it's a cheap trick, It feels like they're trying to be activists more than comedians Real comedy is about wit, timing, and making people laugh. It’s not an open diary or a protest rally. Comedy was about being clever, about that perfect punchline, or finding the funny in everyday things that connect all of us. I just miss when a joke was just a joke. I don't know, I just feel like somewhere along the way, we lost the simple joy of a good laugh. Comedy shouldn't need an agenda.

@MC_Panchkula @DrRuchirKalra @cmohry @hryhelpdesk @SwachhBharatGov This clearly highlights a lack of coordination within the government. Municipal bodies were created to ensure better governance at a local level, yet even basic coordination with HSVP seems to be missing. Btw @HsvpHaryana Please wake up. Panchkula is calling

@DrRuchirKalra @cmohry @hryhelpdesk @SwachhBharatGov Sector 5 sanitation is with HSVP. Please report the issue to appropriate authority in HSVP.

@Sachingupta We live in a very low trust society. People literally steal saunf from restaurants what made these brilliants make a glass bridge in this country.

उत्तराखंड | ऋषिकेश में बजरंग सेतु का एक कांच चटक गया है। इस वजह से कांच पुल के ऊपर पब्लिक की आवाजाही बंद कर दी गई है। लक्ष्मण झूला के बराबर में PWD ने 69 करोड़ रुपए से 132 मीटर लंबा बजरंग सेतु बनाया है। 5 मीटर चौड़ी मुख्य लेन डामर की है। जबकि इसके दोनों तरफ डेढ़–डेढ़ मीटर चौड़ा कांच पुल है। इसमें 65 MM मोटाई का कांच लगा हुआ है। अभी उदघाटन नहीं हुआ है, हालांकि पब्लिक चल रही है।

@Solutionboxpkl @VinayKumar_IRPS @SwachhBharatGov @MC_Panchkula @mohitgupta1962 @Sahyog25 @ilovepanchkula @0945c8f4251e4a0 @SunilIssar @SandeepRanaChd @AmitC77772786 The goal of a zero-landfill city is closer than ever! How? Abhi toh kuch hua hi ni. Awareness ki ya problems ki list load thodi thi. woh toh mai bhi dedo. kaam kab hona shuru hoga.

Walking the talk! 🚶‍♂️ The daily morning inspections by MC Commissioner are setting a new standard for governance in #Panchkula. Direct interaction with residents + real-time awareness = Real Change. The goal of a zero-landfill city is closer than ever! Today pics from sector 20

@MC_Panchkula @cmohry @DiprH19656 @DiproPanchkula @mlkhattar @SwachSurvekshan @SwachhBharatGov @teamaashman Haripur Sector 4 se leke 28 tak har koi apni gaye kholi chod raha hai. Ajj subah 25/25 sector ki sadak pe trifecta tha - Monkeys + Dogs + Cows. pakdo in logo ko challan karo ab.

Awareness by Aashman & Meshaan Foundation kids. People-led change, cleaner Panchkula. #SwachhPanchkula #MCPanchkula #JanBhagidari

Day-23 | Morning Inspection – Sector 20 On-ground action gaining momentum. Commissioner Shri Vinay Kumar reviewed road carpeting, public toilets, parks & encroachments. Strong Jan Bhagidari with RWAs, public representatives & I Hate Polythene volunteers. #SwachhaSurvekshan2026

@EvryPaisaMatter Taxi sasti mil gayi kaafi.

✈️ Day 1 – Delhi to Singapore 🇸🇬 Kicked off the trip on 28th March with flight AI2115 (Airbus A321 Neo), scheduled at 10:35 AM — delayed by ~34 minutes, but nothing major. At Delhi Airprt, my Boarding Pass was marked as "RR" leading to additional screening by Customs. (Made a Reel on same and it went viral) We were in Row 23 (emergency seats): 👉 Crazy good legroom (arguably the best in economy) 👉 But almost useless window — tiny and awkward to access Landed in Singapore at 7:11 PM, and the real highlight? ⚡ Immigration in under 30 seconds — fully automated, insanely smooth. Hung around Changi Airport for a bit (can’t rush that place), and left around 8:50 PM, reaching hotel by 9:11 PM. 🚖 Transfer Tip: Booked 2 x 6-seater taxi (~$30 x 2) •6 people + 6 big suitcases + handbags •Singapore taxis are strict on luggage capacity, so don’t try squeezing into smaller cars 🏨 Stay: ibis Novena (first 4 nights) •₹27,300 per room for 4 nights (Red Hot Rooms deal) •3 rooms booked •No breakfast included ✈️ Flight Cost (Return): ₹3,120 🤯 Pulled off using: •HDFC BizBlack milestone vouchers •HDFC BizBlack points •Scapia ₹35K vouchers •HDFC Infinia points 🍕 Dinner = nearby Pizza Hut. Simple and perfect after a long day. 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Group: 6 people (4 adults + 2 kids, 13+) First impression of Singapore: Fast, efficient, and everything just works. More updates coming soon ✨

Was at Delhi Airport, samne chaar seniors the. They had DCB the old one, but that didnt work because I think their son had given them the wrong ones something like that..anways maine usko bola bhai buzorg hai tu merese lele inko jane de. Fir i started getting out cards and sabko dilawayi entry. Did the same for guy at Adani lounge at Jaipur as well. Usko bhookh itni lagi thi he was so happy it was his first flight.

Everytime I am at Airport, I see atleast 2-3 guys struggling with cards to get into a lounge only to be turned away. Mann karta hai ki kahun - Bhai sahab, aaiye main Entry karwa deta hun. Have you ever felt that way? 🤷🏻‍♂️

@SandeepRanaChd Iske jaise toh bahot hai Panchkula mai. Sector 5 mai kitne mil jayenge.

Bank dy VP ‘splurged #scam money on #luxury wheels’ in #Panchkula

@cm3positive OMG. 21 year olds are sending ration to our homes. You know one can simply walk bro, its not rocket science. For all the rumble achievement is zero.

21 year olds are running the entire show, it’s too late for all of us

@IndianTechGuide Afghanistan

🚨 Despite global hesitation, there is one western country that is openly welcoming Indian students now a days. Guess it.

@sathyashrii Thats good bro. Adhe log 10th tak hi padte hai. Toh kisi ko kuch ni karna padega, except obvio middle class. Middle class ki ismai bhi lag jayegi

What do you think ??

@mistercredible Jo harkatein hum logo ki hai woh din durr nahi jab Singapore bhi US ke sath hoga..

tourist visa for indians explained

@lg_ladakh Its actually quite a good website. Thoda sa kuch jagah readibility issues hai. But its nice.

Launched a dedicated Portal of Ladakh Tourism (tourism.ladakh.gov.in), designed as a dynamic and user-friendly central hub for tourism promotion, improving service delivery and cherishing Ladakh’s cultural legacy. The platform, the first ever after inception of Ladakh as a Union Territory, will provide authentic, reliable and latest information, advisories and tourism calendar to tourists, enabling them to plan their travel conveniently. The portal also enables online registration of hotels, guest houses and homestays in Ladakh. Inspired by Hon’ble Prime Minister’s vision of “Minimum Government, Maximum Governance”, it also brings in a major ease-of-doing-business reform by reducing the number of documents required for registration from 18 to just 2, while the validity period has been extended from one year to five years. The tourism portal showcases Ladakh’s diverse offerings, including its spiritual and cultural heritage, tribal traditions, adventure and eco-tourism, wildlife, astro-tourism, wellness tourism, cuisine, as well as projects it as a film destination and winter tourism hub. The UT administration is committed to make every tourist’s visit to Ladakh, a memorable one. 𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐚𝐤𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐲 𝐌𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥, 𝐌𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥.