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Mikey 🧡🩸
@_hoodwinker_
he/they. Stupid Music Enjoyer/Deathmatch Degenerate/Purveyor Of Cheeses
UNITE STATES OF LOKO Katılım Kasım 2009
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finally tried the impossible elvis sandwich and honestly i'm not impressed. with the real thing it's like you can taste the faint 'woah mama' of an ensnared elvis looking down a hunter's barrel with every bite. lab-grown elvis meat just doesn't compare.
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moms text you like “please call ASAP” and then you call and they’re like “hello i am your mom”
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The trailer ACME doesn’t want you to see. Coyote vs. ACME. In theaters August 28.
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Prosciutto is so good until it starts tasting like missing people
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I learned this within a week of working behind the scenes, nothing but fucking marks everywhere
NJPW YoungBoy@sermonsuplex
between promoters losing their shirt running vegas and multiple wrestlers getting their shit jacked I'm starting to think the industry is primarily made up of marks
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music so boring and vapid and uninspired and uninteresting and lame and corny and generic and forgettable that you gotta force a quirky reddit chungus gimmick to even mildly stand out
I Prevail@IPrevailBand
Cooking a pizza during a concert
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Small business owners get sooo pissed when you crash your car into their store
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ME: i’m sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds
HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate?
ME: sympathy not solutions plz
HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg.
ME: it should be MY egg :(
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