♫ seasick

@gggggfortnite @quetiapoop @musetechh @Tboogle20 @mersomas like my last phone--which was swapped out within the past 2 months--was an iphone 11 and it was performing excellently with proper maintenance. new battery + a factory reset often fixes a lot of performance issues in my experience. graphics heavy games sucked, but thats all

@gggggfortnite @quetiapoop @musetechh @Tboogle20 @mersomas honest to god yeah. people really like to blame planned obsolescence for everything when its really just that they dont understand that certain parts 100% degrade with time and effect everything else as a result 🥹

Disabled automatic updates on a customer’s phone without telling them cause i swiped down to get to the control center and saw this

@SamiSaysSo_ @QuiteShallow not true actually

@QuiteShallow if you turn it on, you'll get it immediately. your privacy is an illusion.

My exciting discord year wrap up stats woooooow yeah i disabled all the tracking fuck you wumpus

i’m laughing why are harry potter adults highkey mentally ill

I bet you didn't know you could use MS Paint to lay out a board. Pretty sick.

@atomic_toke Im a drug addict and i would like one illicit substance please

I used to think it was rude/elitist to judge people for their music taste but some of y’all be listening to garbage fr

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude

@Motyo19 @neproxin i get you....

@neproxin My bad....

@GamewithDave @germanbombshell younger audiences played this too. only 17 and i grew up on windows xp and the associated pinball game lol

@germanbombshell You look young 😀

Are you this old?

tiny bug guy 🪳🚬

@persona_s0ul @landobristly YOURE SO RIGHT BRO THANK YOU

@landobristly i compiled what i thought would be done with him :D

@maripon1017 LOL i cant believe it.... my windows are gonna be SO open

@_ipodclassic If you leave your doors and windows unlocked Ikkan might visit!!!! :3 (I’m totally not gonna steal these nope not at all)

idk guys i *might* like ikkan splatoon (not pictured: my bass (sunburst), the sqdsqd and disspair pins on my extra strap)

@banikov3 @maripon1017 exciting!! i would love to see the stage pass keychains rereleased.... ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@maripon1017 It can also be ship to the USA, although shipping costs will be involved!

I DIDNT GET HER IM GONNA (REMEMBERS MAKING KMS JOKES IS A BAD THING TO DO) PERFORM INSTINCT WORK ON HER

I swear to god what is with people disliking cicadas. I had no idea you were all haters. Fake bug lovers. Cicadas are one of if not the best bug that has ever existed in modern times. You need to learn to not act the way ur acting

The internet is now up and running. Apparently I have to download the company’s “smart home” app to change the network name and password. FFS. Fuck you people and your dogshit apps. Your apps are stupid and so are you.

@commontatew1 @AlHendiify @cashptfuture i literally cannot get anywhere (yes, anywhere) without a car where i live. it is 100% necessary unless i want to walk a day and a half to get to the nearest dollar store 😓 not all cities or towns are walkable man

@AlHendiify @cashptfuture no you don’t, you chose to buy a car because you want one. this is an improvement in the quality of life

Notice how it’s average and not median

fish bandages!!