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Somewhere in the Appalachians Katılım Nisan 2022
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@Soaringeagle45 I’d deposit it in my bank for safe keeping, someone might claim it.
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@1Nicdar Looks complete to me, even the salmonella helping is there.
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@goddek The calendar.
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Dr. Simon@goddek·
You wake up 200 years in the future for one day. What’s the first thing you check? 😬
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@0hour1 That’s not far enough away.
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0HOUR1@0hour1·
We need to deport the entire Democrat Party to Mexico.
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@catturd2 I already blocked her I don’t need to see her on your timeline also. 😉
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@DieselBABE20 Only allowed if you are taking a dump also.
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DieselBabe🌟@DieselBABE20·
As a man, when is it OK to sit down going pee? Or is that against the man code?
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@MikeBales And women think that child birth is brutal.
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
Male bees don’t just finish — they literally explode their balls and die. Talk about going out with a bang!
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@DataRepublican I think DR is telling ya’all to do your research and not just listen to people like this. Maybe 🤔
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vittorio@IterIntellectus·
what’s the female equivalent of a man playing video games?
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Traditionally Sarah🇺🇸@TraditionSarah·
I mow the lawn therefore, I do the maintenance on the lawn mower. On a scale from 1-10 (1 being so easy a baby a could do it, 10 being quantum physics), how hard is changing a spark plug on a lawn mower? I am about to watch a YouTube video but I want real life input.
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@MikeBales I was an idiot back then but now I am a old and wiser idiot.
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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸
If you can’t look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.
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@Notwokenow Or not have vehicles at all, you will own nothing and you will be happy. Does that ring a bell.
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
What legal thing today will likely be illegal in 20 years?
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Linux. I was a Sys Engineer for a long time, mostly Windows, both desktop and server. Starting with Windows 10 it became bloated with spyware built into the OS. So unless you want to do a ton of reg hacks and the possibility of breaking your Windows machine to rid it of spyware, go Linux. Good luck 👍🏼
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
Dear Microsoft, when I hit the Windows Start menu key and start typing a word to autocomplete a search, I never, ever, EVER want it to return results of something not on my computer. Ever. Like, ever, ever, never.
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@dgx1776 Chump @dgx1776 blocked me because he can’t verify his stupid YT video.
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@dgx1776 Did you verify this, or do you just trust YouTube videos at face value?
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Rise Of Alberta
Rise Of Alberta@RiseOfAlberta·
🚨 BREAKING: 301,620 signatures have officially been announced for the Alberta independence petition. That is far beyond the required threshold to trigger the Alberta independence vote on October 19th. A massive day for the Alberta Independence movement.
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@Billc1241 They will just let the Muslims do it for them this time, hell they have a good start on it already.
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