James

elwynn forest

@LindonVoxCaster need song id

@TWINKVIVISECTOR works for me

Well, sir, on scoring the first goal, I naturally ordered the team to park the bus and then lost 2-1; that's my style, sir!

@KNOTAFAGGOT argentina

@_james_________ england or argentina?

They get this moment of glory before returning to their lives of economic destitution and knowing they're militarily unable to take a tiny nearby island, genuinely a joke of a country

SHAGGED

649 dead argies still in their graves no matter how many football games they wjn

总而言之我画完了 是别人家的恸哭者小孩哦……

画到一半了！

Lamenters Commission

Just saw an Ork throw up on a guy and he melted into a pile of glowing ooze, and everyone around him just got reduced into a skeleton. Commissar didn't even say anything, that's how common this shit is. I heard they're bring out Warboss Cheekclappa next, I gotta get the fuck out

"hey gue'la did you hear about our r-railguns?" shut the fuck up fishboy i'm railing your water caste

How my life feels:

Paul Gascoigne tells Metro Radio he brought Raoul Moat 'a can of lager, some chicken, a mobile phone' and some clothes.

fucking what

Why does my Airbnb have a creepy cellar with a sex dungeon in it

Generational mog during national anthem

Hydration Break

Been smiling thinking about a chimp getting home from a long day of work. Kisses the wife, hugs the kids. Cracks open that first banana and it makes a beer noise