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@4Dylko @WhosUrDadiet @privatemacro Colloquially there’s your em dash

@_jonathanhaynes @WhosUrDadiet @privatemacro --

they let a GPT AI-ism through on the main Nike page?? I thought marketing teams caught this stuff by now x.com/Nike/status/20…

@WhosUrDadiet @privatemacro Press the dash button twice consecutively

@privatemacro For whatever reason ai always has a longer dash than is available on the keyboard. You can always see the difference between “-“ and “—“ as human vs ai

After four years full of challenges and hard work, it's time to move on. I leave with the feeling that the mission is complete. 4 seasons, 3 championships. I will never forget the love I received from the fans from my very first days. Catalonia is my place on earth. Thank you to everyone I met along the way during these beautiful four years. A special thank you to President Laporta for giving me the chance to live the most incredible chapter of my career. Barça is back where it belongs. Visca el Barça. Visca Catalunya 💙❤️ @fcbarcelona

“If you’re a curious person, this is the best time in the world to learn anything.”

FC Barcelona and the entire blaugrana family wish to send all our love to Hansi Flick after the passing of his father. We share in your sorrow and our thoughts are with you and your family during this difficult time. Der FC Barcelona und die ganze blaugrana Familie möchten Hansi Flick unser Beileid zum Tod seines Vaters aussprechen. Wir teilen deinen Schmerz und stehen dir und deiner Familie in diesem schweren Moment bei.

@startingfromnix Ernest in sf

I'm interested in what people consider "perfect places" - perfect bars, restaurants, places in the city to people watch - where the experience is not "optimized" per se, but the "vibes are just undeniably good". Which places in NYC/SF are like this?

Eventually you gotta wake up and decide the world is yours for the taking.

I think there are too many fashion mfs. Like yes, be fashionable. Yes, put that shit on. But not everyone is meant to be a fashion mf

@stillvesterge @PaulSkallas Makes me cringe

Your mother is problematic. Your father is problematic. Your son is problematic. Your aunt is problematic. The cashier at the local Tesco is problematic. You've probably bought a cookie from a bakery made by hands that have done unspeakable things. Every chocolate bar you've ever eaten has probably killed a 7 year old child slave in Cameroon. The gas that drives your car is fueled by engines of death. Every person who has ever smiled at you in the streets has committed some act that if you knew about it, would make you profoundly dislike them. We have all been bad, small, petty, unlikeable, cruel, downright mean. Authors are not special "problematic" beings, they're just more public. Part of being an adult is recognizing that without mercy for our fellow human beings, and ourselves, we'd all be condemned to death. Reading fiction should help us understand that we're all irreparably tainted with evil, every system is corrupted, every line is broken. And like, that's okay. That's what it means to be alive.

i've lived exactly the same life for 6 years while working for Citibank in São Paulo (except that I went to the gym 6am, taking pre-workout caffeine at 9pm is really dumb) back then, it kinda felt like winning, because everyone around you is also living the same life, so they become your best comparison basis your colleagues show up in a nice car, live in cool flat, and chat about their European vacations in a fancy hotel but only when you quit that world, you are able to understand what the Fight Club movie was all about

“I refuse to carry the burden of having to hide my emotions”

say it with me now. experts are fake, smart generalists rule the world, everything is designed by people no smarter than you, and courage is in shorter supply than genius

finding the right domain to express your personal taste is so important. i feel like there are so many people out there who have great sensibilities but lack the proper medium to show them

@emilybluntprada Inject this in my veins

Lock in babe. Christina Koch just dropped the secret recipe to her successes. IM SEATED.

@M3SSIMP Martin doesn’t have the quality

Raphinha,Fdj,Balde,Gerard Martin,Eric Garcia important players and everyone else is sellable

BARCA SQUAD UNTOUCHABLES : •Yamal •Gavi •Pedri •Bernal •Fermin •Cubarsi •Joan

Mate he had a poor season lol. Not an indictment on him as a players—he still has quality. Let’s not forget CDR final last year. On management and deco, they’re not excellent in my opinion but you have to remember the situation that they’ve been put in. We’re not in 1-1, had to rely on la masia, and have only had enough to make a few big signings. When you take a step back, I think considering everything, we’re in a great place. Have an incredible core of young talent. We just need to be clinical with some signings and I think we can dominate Europe

@_jonathanhaynes @reshadrahman I’m not sure ur a culer.. kounde??? About 6-7 foolish players in the team. This will always be the outcome cos the management don’t want to do the right thing.. how can u employ deco as sporting director? Like how? Tbis club isn’t serious.

Wonder which CB gets a red next year.

Fairs it was a genuine question, so just wanted your thoughts. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a player get a boot to the face in any circumstance (especially that had them leaking like fermin) and it goes without some type of reprimand. But I definitely see your point—probably treated differently with a keeper.

@_jonathanhaynes @O0Baixinho9 Goalkeepers are treated differently and we know that. And i think with Martin, VAR couldn't reverse fouls (maybe I'm wrong). Tbf Fermin headed the ball and then continued a few feet into Musso's area. Much more than martin.

Wtf was it worth a red ? didn't actually see it

@MoMotaal @O0Baixinho9 Gerard got a foul for it though. Shouldn’t it be the same here?

@O0Baixinho9 Same concept as gerard martin foul in the league game. Fermin entered Musso's area. Musso made a natural attempt to play the ball without stepping towards fermin.