
Jared Hettinger
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Jared Hettinger
@_kafkaesc
Former blue-check verified. Freckled Latino. Native Texan. Software engineer. He/Him.











Games > Books Some games have scripts so massive, they make books look like a light read. For comparison, the entire LOTR trilogy has ~481,000 words: 2.2M — KC: Deliverance II 2.0M — Baldur's Gate 3 1.2M — Disco Elysium 1.1M — Animal Crossing 1.0M — Baldur's Gate 2 1.0M — Cyberpunk 2077 950K — Planescape: Torment 740K — Dragon Age: Origins 650K — Fallout: New Vegas 450K — The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt Narrative designers write modern epics and voice actors record absolute libraries.


Someone at last nights Spurs game texting: “A lot of crazy Hispanic fans. How can they afford it.”



The Stars' attorney just called the Mavericks "the Las Vegas Mavericks."



I'm a Texan, and I don't eat any of this junk. I'm also not aware of anyone else who does—the closest I've ever heard of as a signature Texan breakfast is Texas toast, and even then, I don't know anyone who eats it. Texas is a big state, so it's easy to overgeneralize, but this? Tell me steak, BBQ, or Whataburger are Texan, and then I'll believe you.
















