Lucy Ingham

@mentallyexposed That probably means no more Twitter

@monicabyrne13 When people do this to me it often seems to be more about them and their inability to get out of their own head than anything to do with what I actually said

Why do people think I don’t mean exactly what I say? Or that I must not understand what I’m saying and am in need of correction? It’s so gd patronizing.

This would be a delicious outcome

Any Twitter employee who leaks just how Elon has modified the algo for Trump will be a hero. I mean, you'll be testifying before Congress and the DOJ about it soon enough, so might as well get ahead of the curve.

A landlord with huge property portfolio and a regional accent is working class. A student who works part time in starbucks is middle class. We have long decided this is how class must be understood here.

Had the pleasure of watching this in person - highly recommended!

The word netizens seems to be making a comeback, and I, for one, am delighted.

In memory of Steve O'Hear | @sohear A beloved friend and colleague. TechCrunch has lost one of its best. Steve O’Hear, who wrote for TechCrunch for more than a decade out London, has passed away after a short illness. He was 49. ❤️ techcrunch.com/2024/10/14/in-…

At The Clapham Grand for @papercutsshow's first ever live show. Looking forward to seeing @JonnElledge @msmirandasawyer @cocobyname @marcusbrig and @GrainneMaguire in person 😁

how dumb would i look if i said some shit and a womenswear expert chimed in with "you idiot. you moron. you absolute imbecile. to even understand this look, you have to go back to the 16th century when womenswear was divided between mountains and lakes."

*90s GIVEAWAY* As an author I rely on Twitter to promote my work. Since M*sk engagement has PLUMMETED. So instead of lining his pockets I’m doing a giveaway PRIZE: A ‘95 copy of NME & signed copies of my 90s novels about music, mental health & stereotypes ENTER: RT & follow me

A lot of young women don’t realise that 30 is still young, really young. Stop treating 30 as a deadline for achieving anything. In fact, stop setting age-based deadlines altogether. Learn to enjoy life without obsessing over your age

Some news: I've quit my job at the Guardian to launch London Centric, a modern news outlet for the capital doing journalism in the old-fashioned way. I saw the response on here to the Evening Standard's print closure and it felt like time to step up: londoncentric.media

@muglare Absolutely not

I need everybody to be serious for 5 seconds. Alright, is Emily in Paris even worth the watch?

@SourceDuMal I want to like this multiple times.

Girl I am not trying to be social with men who try and ego lift after they see me bench press 150

@papercutsshow A cure for meloncholy #fixtheheadline

Time to put down your mini-melons and #fixtheheadline! Yes we know Brits are obsessed with them but we've got a competition to run. We'll read out our faves on Monday and the best will win a stunning Paper Cuts T Shirt!

@fesshole The name of the chat show would provide a huge amount of context regarding how reasonable the girlfriend's reaction is.

I regularly write into a particular radio chat show. Told my girlfriend and she said she would leave me if I ever did it again. I continue to contribute to discussions on the chat show on a regular basis but now under an alias. Feel like "Steve" is always getting the credit now.

@papercutsshow @msmirandasawyer This was an unexpected delight, particularly the part about ADHD and journalism, which as a journalist who was recently diagnosed I found especially valuable. Keep up the good work and please interview more journalists and newspaper people in the future!

🚨SPECIAL BANK HOLIDAY EPISODE🚨 @msmirandasawyer sits down with the man, the myth, the legend: Adrian Chiles! Listen here: listen.podmasters.uk/PC240826Adrian…

@bombsfall These two were a fundamental part of me surviving lockdown with my sanity mostly intact

@BoneJail That's for their own good

well, actually i am trying to scare them if they're standing in the bikelane.

I know UT's almost back for the semester because my usual quick easy bike shortcut through west campus is a mess of gridlocked traffic.