Luke Jackson

@TRimamfyen Elevate your mind

How do you deal with being too stoned?

@IcyVert Did you leave gay?

Against all odds. I have made it to my first Canucks game

@ZherkaOfficial Because he’s in the hospital or because he’s lost his way?

Strong Prayers for Clav

@lizzkelly7 I’m certain you have no first hand experience.

I firmly believe men are jealous of pretty successful women .

@YesJulz Nobody can afford a garage.

No one’s forming bands in their garages anymore & that’s the problem

@SizeChad That’s insane.

i have a friend that gets airport beers after his flights

@Ravenismeee Inglorious Bastards

I need a movie where the villain actually won

@schiz04renic My dick

If you got paid $50K to talk about 1 subject for 4 hours straight, what would you talk about ??

@trainofangels00 The bigger concern is how they are willingly poisoning us. But yes, definitely ripping us off.

Do you think big grocers in Canada are ripping you off?

@miles_commodore I don’t think it ever was offensive.

Is honkey still offensive to white people? On the Jeffersons they used it quite a bit. I think it’s funny.

@cas_Reloaded Woman have lost the art of being special. You don’t work 3 jobs to drive a Honda.

Men have lost the art of making a woman feel special.

@DearS_o_n Accept Everything Expect Nothing

Pitch me your best advice in 2 words

@feesah_222 Might explain why most of them are fucking retarded.

Canadians drink water from any tap, even taps in the washroom……..

@itsrosesm Ricardo Tubbs

I want a different name for a black cat, not Midnight, Shadow, Luna, Jinx, or Salem🤔

@playmatejaylene How do you think we got here?

can we pretty please just let women take over for a few months and see how it goes?

@clerpatriot Sounds like her Justin are a match made in hell.

Ruby Rose accuses Katy Perry of s*xual assault, and you won’t believe what Ruby Rose accuses Katy of doing to her. If that’s true, it’s absolutely disgusting! As a woman have u ever done something like this to one of your friends? I sure haven’t…..

@StellarArtoisGB Total load of shit. We never went to the moon.

The Moon Landing - Stanley Kubricks greatest film or Did it happen?. Here is AJ from the Why Files series examining the evidence and coming to a scary reality. Enjoy. 😂

@SteveLovesAmmo If you’re doing meth, your skin is your last concern. The other two are bullshit. You’re a pussy.

Just don’t do drugs

@seezyou Professional sports

name a SCAM.

@earthcurated That’s hilarious

And just like that, the Flat Earth theory is laid to rest.