Luke Stacy

@TaraBull Petroleum Roland

With his new look, what should Jellyroll change his name to?

@AZBadCat2 @bobdoessports Oh yeah, it’s happening. The meat of GG and Bob Does out in the same round? Good luck.

@bobdoessports If bobs team loses, you know the ratings are going to drop off a lot.

Episode 2 is out now! Watch here - m.youtube.com/watch?v=lN0jRq…

@stoolpresidente It was @Nadeshot for me, every thing the dude said had me rolling.

I can't get enough of The Duke. May be the star of episode 1

Carvana keeps emailing me that my car is worth a half used $10 subway gift card if I sell it to them. Thanks guys but I think I’ll just keep it.

I wonder if people would treat me differently if I pronounced amateur “ama-tur”.

@bell99999 And that song? Higher by Creed

@mrmadcake @_MLFootball @nina_alston @UCBarstool @KBeckEagles @SSN_Eagles @PHLDawgs @EagleSessions @V_tabs1984 @jelynchjr @JoshReynolds24 And he rewarded that by being the best center in football twice. 15m well spent.

There have been rumors that Jason Kelce would like to return for another season with the #Eagles. “He does not want to go out on that game,” one source said. I’m told Jason would like to go out a champion and is still weighing his decision, which could take a while.

I wonder how all the people that were super into cup stacking are doing now.

I just coughed when watching a YouTube video and the guy talking stopped as if I interrupted him. I had that spike of “was I just rude” anxiety. It’s gonna be a long day.

@aidencalvin Look at all these baristas

Over heard on my flight: old guy.. “I remember when hotdogs were first going for $2 in the city, and I said I’m not paying $2 for a hotdog.” Young dude clearly not having the best time in the convo: “yeah, inflammation is crazy.”

I have a feeling I’m just gonna be tired for Halloween

I do my best work in bad lighting.

@theauntjojo Oh definitely, I was spared that this time through. But definitely was flanked by color commentary, all of which was pretty much completely nonsense.

@_lukestacy Old men, too (truly one of my biggest pet peeves)

I forgot how unbearable it is to listen to old women commentate on high school soccer.

Like what is this small gathering doing in this field? Trying to catch a snorlax? Watching a man tricycle in a full suit? Oh word, keep it up people. Say no more

Fringe fest always reminds me of that first week or so when Pokémon Go came out.

@stefondiggs Hope he recovers soon :(

OOF. #Bills

@ESPNneedsIKD @SportsCenter I wish I could buy stock in this tweet

@SportsCenter Jake Paul scouting future opponents. I respect it

Aaron Rodgers greets Jake Paul ahead of his Jets debut 🤝