Jon Lum

@Jrnfleming "she's been on whatsapp about 4 times since I've last text her"

Tinie Tempah performing. Late kicking-off. Abide with Me out of tune. Singer forgets to sing the National Anthem. Great start. #FACupFinal

@nicolabradyxx @naomitaylorrr We'll see!

£50 a month, and have no signal pretty much all the time, let alone 4G. Where's my refund @EE ?

@Arj_Mangat Sorry, Palin.

@BadManBugti Safe badman, we gettin sum more PS4 tings in wivin da next week y'get me. Soz bout da attitude, probz avin a bad day yo.  LD

@Simon_Black23 hahah, what a stir

@Simon_Black23 queer.

ooh, suck me off jay #tweetit

@Jrnfleming looks right to me, 'gay'.

@jc101995 Use some commas, please.

@Simon_Black23 Less of that you massive gay.

@naomitaylorrr what's happened to your phone?

@Arj_Mangat sick

@Arj_Mangat sick sicko

Cherishing the two hours between hay fever ending and a cold beginning

@EmilyCapener @Simon_Black23 get out Blackosphere.

@George_Cocks Pipe down, Cocks.

@EmilyCapener Dickhead.