Tiberius

@hamptonism @luisomor Poaching

@luisomor How do i make those types of eggs.

Show me a better breakfast than this

@inversebrah Maybe in 50+ years and it won’t be accessible to everyone.

discuss

@ericgrimstead @archer_rs Good job, you lucky sonofa

@archer_rs I have an idea…btw…still married after 31yrs together

At the risk of being accused of all sorts of things Jeff Bezos went from this . . . . . . to this. Anyone explain that?

@nikitabier All we ask for is letting us block accounts based on country and region.

Me pulling up to the X office to suspend 100 million bots posting good morning.

This is what economic suicide looks like;

@ebanimous @HavryshkoMarta Arabs and Turks are k2 and k4 mutts. They aren’t homogenous. And Finns are pretty much sane, civilized first world russkis without the inbreeding and with western culture.

@_m0vin_ @HavryshkoMarta Ty, I know this, K2 is non-African South like Arab/Turk. Russian and Ukrainians both genetically homogeneous populations compare to almost any people on Eurasia. Just giggling at Ukrs racist delusions. So you mean Finnish, Sweden inner admixture = "Mongolian"🤡

The “elite” Third Assault Brigade (rooted in the Azov movement) continues grooming its ideologues (khorunzhi). They gather them among the ruins of old castles — presumably to add a touch of mysticism. They light torches — because nothing says modern politics quite like a bit of theatrical fascist aesthetics. Then they bring out a “leader” with the Nazi-style alias Nachtigall and deliver speeches about how the Ukrainian nation has a sacred duty to "defend European civilization" from a new "Mongol-Tatar invasion." Medieval imagery, torchlight theatrics, apocalyptic rhetoric — the whole package. And somehow there are still people willing to die for these fairy tales. Fascism on the rise, wrapped in patriotic mythology and the death cult.

@ebanimous @HavryshkoMarta The mongol one is k5, the yellow one. You know, the one you have a ton of. K2, the light blue one, is Mediterranean. Way to prove Ukrainians are more European than you orcs 😂

@HavryshkoMarta "Mongol-Tatar invasion"

@Rothmus Same with Dachshunds in the US during WWII.

@Adityapandeydev ThinkPads aren’t what they used to be anymore. Post 2010 models are mid at best.

Maturity is choosing a ThinkPad over macbook

The U.S. Energy Secretary just obliterated Net Zero ideology in 60 seconds. Oil, gas, and coal power EVERYTHING including green energy. This is what adults sound like. Liberals are not ready for this conversation.

@UbermenschMind @RaviRa777 Fuck right off, after seeing the bill from the plumber last month I’ll take over those jobs myself. Then AI can try replacing me.

@RaviRa777 We have the Slavs for that

Life after total Remigration

@wasserpest What kind of sidequest is that?

my friend from switzerland left tokyo six hours ago and dropped a plastic bag with cheese in someone's frontyard 5km away for me to retrieve going for a run now to get it. let's all pray together that the cheese is still there

@stackhodler The simulation provides

Every time I drive into town I assume I will get the perfect spot right by my destination Even on busy days I cruise right past the big parking lot And 9 times out of 10 pull right into the spot that I knew was waiting for me The simulation rewards optimism

@FrankDLittleton @ImMeme0 Why would you disrespect him like that?

@ImMeme0 Bitch looks like Marlon Brando

Mother harshly shatters her child’s belief in Santa, telling them Santa and his elves are not real. Thoughts?

@drZeroBound @elsathora "MUH SEASONING!!!! ME CANT EAT ANYDING DAT INT DIPPED IN DA 3KG OF PAPRIKA AN DA GARLIC POWDA!!!!!!"

@elsathora And how does the ratio of michelin star restaurants change the fact that there s no other place in the world where the overall food is so bland ? It s just watery ingredients, tomatos taste like pure water, it s literally horrific.

I’m a proud Anglophile Growing up in Sweden people leaned towards UK or US culture. I was obsessed with the US (still am) but after moving to the UK I finally got it The history, culture, people, humour, nature, architecture, even the food. You won’t believe me but the UK has some of the best food in the world!! There’s nowhere else quite like it and I’m so glad I was able to call it home for a while

@Alsbemsb @DutchKafir Oh, so y'all are staying to safe Germany from collapsing? Wow, thank you for being that selfless!

@DutchKafir The irony is that if all immigrants went back to their countries, Germany would collapse. Most hospitals , if not almost all , depend heavily on foreign workers: doctors, nurses, and medical staff. Without them, the healthcare system simply wouldn’t function

A boxing school for children in Germany. 🇩🇪