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I know people generally rebel against their parents in weird ways.. but when this is all over I'm gonna need a 10-Part documentary series about how exactly Tom Hanks fathered both Chet Hanks and Colin Hanks.
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Peter Macaluso
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Peter Macaluso
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NJ✈️LA. Cool dog uncle. I’ve written some stuff you've never read & my totally real GF lives in Canada. RTs are endorsements of people funnier than I am🇵🇷🇮🇹
Los Angeles Katılım Mart 2009
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@Cashflames @ayroned lots of ball knowers grew up watching Toonami and it shows.
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being so good in the g league but not nba kinda like how yamcha can technically probably beat up every person on earth other than his homies and the people his homies fight
Bleacher Report@BleacherReport
Mac McClung is now the ALL-TIME leading scorer in G League history 🔥 He's currently averaging 31.8 PPG this season 🤯
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The only “based on a true story” I look forward to seeing on the big screen.
Dexerto@Dexerto
Seven dogs stolen from their owners have gone viral after escaping their captors and making their way home The group is believed to have travelled around 17 km together led by a corgi across highways and fields
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Very LA moment:
An acquaintance had a beautiful golden retriever and one night he swore he saw his dog in a random tv commercial
We thought it was funny but dismissed his concerns
Later he finds out that his dog walker had started taking his dog to auditions without telling him and had booked multiple jobs
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Going down wikipedia rabbit holes is the closest living descendent of surfing the web.
Gracia@straceX
the internet is no longer a place to explore. it is literally just five giant apps consisting entirely of screenshots of text from the other four apps.
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we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter at all and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen
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Y’all are getting really weird over movies & I need you to know that you’re being weird. Stan brain is terrible for art. You don’t have to like everything you don’t have to love everything but just because YOU don’t like it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist or doesn’t get to exist.
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When Team Italy wins the World Baseball Classic, where are we hosting the victory parade? Pt. Pleasant boardwalk? Rt. 46 in Fairfield? Garden State Plaza parking lot?
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reading history is crazy because it's like wow everyone already said all these things and nobody listened
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I refuse to let AI take away the hard earned joy of failing to write for 4 hours, going for a little walk, then failing to write for another 4 hours.
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Robocop is made all the more immersive if you watch it on Tubi because inbetween the movie's fake commercials, it'll cut to real ads with AI people trying to sell you gambling apps.
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well, at the moment I am once again *knocks on wood* cancer-free.
be sure to get your skin checked regularly, friends!!
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