Matt Mason

It can’t, can it?

The worst manager that Chelsea have ever had. Formed in 1905 & this is the tip of the shit iceberg. A suit jacket over a hoodie? So out of his depth and his Diary of a CEO, LinkedIn, motivational speaker, marginal gains type nonsense makes a mockery out of us. Sack him tonight.

What a bloke 💙

Beto hasn’t scored 2 goals in one game for over a year …… Everton havnt won 2 home games in a row since moving to new stadium ….. The New Chelea under Clearlake ladies & gentleman ….. 22 points away from 1st 8 points away from 13th A complete fucking shambles and a joke

No English team in UCL history has now reached the last-16 more often than Chelsea 😉

Your annual reminder of just how *ridiculous* Chelsea’s defence was in the 2004/05 season 😱 Bryan Mbeumo’s equaliser for Man Utd against Arsenal means Chelsea’s record of conceding only 15 goals in a single campaign can’t be beaten for another season!

INTER MILAN'S ZIELINSKI MIGHT HAVE JUST SCORED THE BEST GOAL YOU'LL SEE IN SERIE A THIS SEASON 😦👏 📺 @TNTSports & @discoveryplusUK

@DavidLammy Swift deportation? You mean the government paid a convicted child sex offender £500 of taxpayer money to stop him kicking up a fuss on the way out. That isn't "swift." It's sordid. You call it efficiency. The public call it collapse. A man who should never have been here in the first place walks free from prison because of "human error," vanishes for two days, then gets a cash bonus to leave quietly – and you call that a success story. This wasn't an administrative blip. It was the natural outcome of a system that has stopped believing in its own right to protect the public. No amount of "strictest checks ever" can fix a culture that treats criminal migrants as victims and the British people as an afterthought. You can commission all the "independent investigations" you like, but the truth is already plain: your government rewards incompetence, dresses up cowardice as compassion, and calls moral inversion progress. Kebatu is gone, but the system that enabled him remains – still funded, still feeble, still failing. Until you stop treating border control as cruelty and justice as negotiation, there will be more Kebatus – and more grieving British families paying for the consequences. "No amount of "strictest checks ever" can fix a culture that treats criminal migrants as victims and the British people as an afterthought."

This is surely a wind up? Additional tax on money that has been taxed throughout someone else’s lifetime? Maybe these individuals have worked hard and want to pass wealth down to their family? Disgraceful

Cheers ⁦@LincolnCity_FC⁩ 👍🏻

When every opponent is called a Nazi, history is cheapened, debate is destroyed, and lives are put at risk. Abusing the word Nazi doesn’t only insult history, it poisons politics, fuels hatred, and costs lives. @GMB

A dominant performance from @AveleyFC sees them run out 3-0 winners over Hashtag United to take the bragging rights of Parkside Stadium 🏟️ #EmiratesFACup

🏆👏 @ChelseaFC are honoured at the 2025 Monaco season kick-off for becoming the first club to win all six UEFA men's club competitions.

every millennial is now paying apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.

We are WORLD CHAMPIONS @ChelseaFC

Horrific 😢 RIP

The person who said “NO” to a public enquiry despite being the person in charge of safeguarding women and girls. Yes, she has to go

Shithousery of the finest order, love to see it

Nearly 200 games representing our country as manager and player and disrespected for the majority of his career, responsible for some of the best days of my life. No overseas manager will ever care this much for our country. Always thankful, Sir Gareth Southgate 🫡

Set complete ✅ Chelsea are the first club to win every European major honour 👏