Hennessy Niccur

Pretending to be my friend to borrow a loan from me is some nasty business

People Who Are Always Posting About Smoking Weed On Social Media Are Idiots

@_Gottalovezik 2013

y'all remember when MTV aired the morning music videos before ya went to school smh....a gem

Charging for parking in an apartment you already paid rent at is the most greedy shit ever

There are no delusional women kama wale hukua na favourite couples huko tiktok and now wanataka kurecreate everything they do🤦🏻‍♂️🚮

Huku National Treasury naona wanaprepare kujigawia pesa zetu, tena.

Huwa mnaskiza Juice world na Dax mnaanza kujipea imaginary sadness and depression

Twitter will teach you patience by force.

fly anywhere in the world for free but you must travel alone forever. deal?

Studies show that African women import dildos more than any other continent

i hate weed that after you burn it smells like literal dog shit

l automatically go silent when I hear something that hurt my feelings.

I promise you guys, you really don’t have to lie to men AT ALL, if he likes you enough, he’ll lie to himself

Someone I met on here (X/twitter) spent over 11,000 huge kenyatta shillings on me. Never for once asked for anything in return not even nudes. Alafu wewe the minute tunaanza kuongea ushaulizia "role" na kama naweza host 💀😭. You're in the wrong dm aki 😅😅

Ukipata pesa utanunua gari ama utajenga? Genuine answer only

Which one are you protecting most? Your peace Your goals

friends who show up for you when you’re at your lowest are real ones and are very rare. don’t joke with them.

As you grow older you realise African parents was right ,but their tone was the problem..

Weed highness or alcohol highness which hits the most?💦🥹