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Came to promote the Noah Lyles hate in person

• March 2025: Taylor Farms contributes $1 million to Make America Great Again Inc., days after the FDA delays the Food Traceability Rule. • The FDA informs Taylor Farms that one of its iceberg lettuce products tested positive for cyclospora, prompting a voluntary recall. • During the cyclospora outbreak: The New York Times reports Taylor Farms hires a former Trump White House official. • Last week: Taylor Farms executives meet with White House and FDA officials, where the company challenges aspects of the government's outbreak conclusions, according to the New York Times. • Now: Taylor Farms says the FDA apologized, calling the positive test a false positive and stating no Taylor Farms product has tested positive for cyclospora.

@RealCGriff Y'all throwing me off man

Just walked past the Chicago Scream Club. They meet once a week to scream into the lake and relieve stress. What a moment.

Yamal: Mom I’m going to the World Cup Mom: Take your brother with you Them at the World Cup:

@YourTaylorFarms Good thing I can trust your word 🤩

Winner of historic $1.82B Powerball jackpot revealed as Arkansas mayor's little brother trib.al/X6c0sTW

Argentina play with such a level of thuggery that their baseline for a yellow is higher than nearly every team in the tournament. almost every tackle they're jumping onto the other man lmfao

Bot traffic has passed human traffic online, according to Cloudflare CEO Matthew Prince.

The US is spending $50 billion on data center construction, exceeding the combined spending on airports, ports, and mass transit, per Bloomberg.

Hot take: Millennials didn’t invent participation trophies. Boomers did. Those trophies weren’t for the kids, they were for the parents.

Every year he keeps raising the bar. The Ludwig Göransson era is here ❤️‍🔥

Capitalism makes quitting your job feel like risking your life, because it ties your basic survival needs to staying employed. This system is predatory.

This is why filming with practical sets and on location matters. You get once in a lifetime touches that no green screen can ever replicate.

Financial advisors putting your money in an index fund for you

Meet Bruce Taylor, of Taylor Farms. This man makes huge contributions to Trump so his lettuce is never inspected. So far, this man has given us E. coli, and cyclospora. He does NOT allow his lettuce pickers to take bathroom breaks. Kroger brand lettuce is actually Taylor’s.

28% of the U.S. national debt was added during Donald Trump’s presidencies.

@Phil_Lewis_ Well that's a time

A sinkhole swallowed a car in Baltimore late last night:

Get ready to learn “Purdue Boilermakers” young man

@MattModderno They forget that top team kept running into Bron 😂😭

As a group, we gotta stop with this kinda stuff. The top group is the best Wizards team this century. When this year's team is the 6-seed in a weak East, people are going to convince themselves it was major underachievement because of stuff like this. It's gonna take them some time to level up

Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.

@LegionHoops '03 Bron a littttttle different than the '16 release my guy

Dennis Rodman says LeBron is probably the easiest guy he'd ever guard in his life: “Only thing he has on me is his size, hes 6'10, I’m 6'6 but that don't mean anything. I’ll make him go left all day long. I’ll make him shoot that damn jumpshot which ain't worth a sh*t.” (via @LA_SportsReport)