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everybody soo rich on social media until you hangout with them

A man used to always pay for everything in his relationship. Food. Transport. Data. Even small random expenses. At first, he didn’t mind. He felt like it was love. But over time, he started noticing something strange. Whenever he said “I don’t have money right now,” the mood changed immediately. Calls reduced. Replies slowed down. Energy shifted. One evening, he decided to test something. He went out with his girlfriend but deliberately “forgot” his wallet at home. When the bill came, he said softly, “Babe, can you cover this one? I’ll refund you tomorrow.” She went quiet for a moment. Then she replied, “Ah… I actually don’t have money on me either.” But later that same night, he saw her post on WhatsApp status: “Soft life is not for broke men.” He stared at it for a long time. He didn’t reply. He just went home and thought about every time he had paid without being asked.

If dogs could talk irl, white ppl would date them

Idk who needs to hear this but learning to control your emotions & not letting “little things” ruin your mood is something you HAVE to master as an adult. I’m still working on it.

love ppl who actually enjoy my company like just being around me is enough

if your partner feels too lazy or doesn't show (and make) the effort to keep the sexual relationship going with you... my dear, I have something to tell you.

Losing followers every time I talk about periods is actually hilarious. BLOODY VAGINA BLOODY VAGINA BLOODY VAGINA

God listening to me complain about somebody he already removed from my life but i let them back

this is the roundest face i ever seen 🙂

The American Civil War killed more Americans than World War I, World War II, Korea, Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan combined. Historians estimate roughly 620,000 to 750,000 deaths occurred during the Civil War, making it the deadliest conflict in American history.

On the phone while driving, baby in the passenger with no car seat like it's a damn uber ride... yall mfs don’t deserve to be parents

My aunt received a text on Facebook… she hasn’t been the same since 😭

Those real uncomfortable conversations ruins relationships fr

Everybody wants a forever relationship until they realize forever comes with misunderstandings, quiet moments, boring days, and times when you both feel tired of trying. Love isn’t perfect every single day. Sometimes it’s choosing to stay, communicate, forgive, and work through the hard moments together. In the end, building something real with the person you truly want is worth every challenge that comes with it.

TIME FLIES

girls who tell dad jokes must be protected at all costs

Bro be like : Nice to meet you , My name is Skip legday

Let’s be honest. Not only Japanese people hate this kind of behavior. Everybody hates this.

He made him sleep on his livestream🤯

You say?

Doctor: “Are you on any birth control?” Patient: “No.” Doctor: “Are you using condoms?” Patient: “No.” Doctor: “Are you trying to get pregnant?” Patient: “No.” silence Doctor: “…Okay.” Patient: “…” Doctor: “So just… no protection at all?” Patient: “Yeah.” Doctor: “And no plan for pregnancy either?” Patient: “Nope.” long pause Doctor: “So we’re just… trusting the universe?” Patient: “Pretty much.” Doctor: “…I’m going to need a second to process that.”