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Toronto Katılım Şubat 2020
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@sleepmancer @emkenobi That’s what prompted my original comment. I understand there are ‘health deserts’ where people can’t access doctors. There are problems that need to be addressed and I do. But I’m sick and tired of right wing psy-ops trying to paint the entire country as a healthcare failure.
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Reality Dysfunction@sleepmancer·
@_piratebae_ @emkenobi I mean we absolutely should criticize our Healthcare system to improve it. Americans and weird right wing Canadians unfortunately read complaints and think that validates not having universal Healthcare without any serious analysis, which is just sad for them.
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@dejviid03 That’s what grindr was. Like 15 years ago, my friends and I would just chat up with people from around the world and then hang out with them when we traveled to their cities for work or leisure. Then the app got bought and every interaction was monetised. The vibe got lost.
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David@dejviid03·
gays should invent an app like g**nder but for finding gay friends in your city/town, you know like not a dating/sexting app but let’s chat and then be oomfs irl type of app
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@neolatyno Can someone please date him and report back?
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Omne Europa
Omne Europa@neolatyno·
POV: it’s 4 pm and you enter a cute little café in Berlin for a cappuccino and a biscuit
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I did. But then I considered all my friends and family spread across Canada. And all the acquaintances I have. Honestly, I’ve never heard of anyone have a difficult time accessing healthcare across many provinces they all live in compared to what’s published online. (Regardless of race or class.) And the fact that you are out here perpetuating this myth is disappointing.
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@pubity I’m like this close to switching to Claude.
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Pubity@pubity·
ChatGPT randomly became obsessed with talking about goblins, to the point where it started ruining the chatbot for users. An emergency anti-goblin patch was recently released that told ChatGPT to stop talking about goblins and other creatures unprompted.
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taron egerton
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@thisiscarton Meanwhile I just eyehumped the tasty security guard at Walmart.
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carton@thisiscarton·
a fit guy with the fattest rack of tits wearing a sleeveless shirt just walked into my store and i was trying so hard not to stare at his boobs while cashing him out oh my god had a full body reaction he was so insanely hot dude 😭
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@amymarchinparis Same but it actually messed me up for a long time. I thought I was inadequate for not having the right “analysis” or finding things “intersectional”.
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My entire college experience was truly about meeting ppl with leftist politics who loved the idea of class struggle as an aesthetic but were horrified to learn my dad had a ninth grade education and I was in the same class as them
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John Hudson@John_Hudson·
can't believe that just happened: Trump got a NASA question and deferred to NASA administrator Jared Isaacman, saying "the best man to tell you that is the man sitting right over here. You heard that question with those beautiful ears of yours ... He's got super hearing"
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@LukeMiani The nerve of you to make this statement while the world is parched for the next season of Pluribus which might be 1-10 years away.
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Luke Miani@LukeMiani·
Apple TV is unquestionably the only streaming network that actually cares about its audience. If they start a story then by god they’re going to finish it, whether its a few million or forty seven people watching. I respect it
Anish Moonka@anishmoonka

Jason Sudeikis made around $300,000 per episode in season 1 of Ted Lasso. By season 3, Apple had bumped him to about $1 million per episode. Tim Cook just announced season 4 lands August 5, after a three-year break that looked like the end. The rest of the cast got similar raises. Hannah Waddingham, Brett Goldstein, Juno Temple, and Brendan Hunt all moved from the $50,000 to $75,000 per episode range to the $125,000 to $150,000 range. When production costs kept rising, Apple agreed to absorb them so Warner Bros. would keep producing the show. Most streaming companies wouldn't have signed that deal. Apple did. The reason has very little to do with making good TV. Apple TV+ has roughly 45 million paying subscribers. Netflix has 325 million, more than seven times as many. Apple captures less than 1% of all US streaming time, while Netflix takes 8.2%. Apple TV+ has been losing over a billion dollars a year, according to a March 2025 report from The Information. None of that is going to change Apple's plans. In the three months ending December 2025, Apple made $143.8 billion in revenue and $42 billion in profit. That works out to more than $400 million in profit every single day. The whole annual Apple TV+ loss is less than three days of Apple's profit. To Apple, the streaming service barely registers. Ted Lasso is the show that made people sign up for Apple TV+ in the first place. When it launched in August 2020, Apple TV+ was less than a year old and barely on the cultural radar. Ted Lasso won 13 Emmys, including Outstanding Comedy in its first two seasons. Suddenly Apple TV+ was the home of a show people couldn't stop talking about. That kind of cultural moment is worth more to Apple than any money the streaming service loses. Ted Lasso fans buy more Apple products. They stay subscribed longer. They tell their friends, who sign up too. Each new fan becomes another monthly check to Apple, and another reason to keep their iPhone instead of switching. The character started as a 5-minute NBC Sports commercial in 2013, where Sudeikis played a clueless American football coach trying to manage a Premier League team. Thirteen years later, that same character has become one of the most expensive ways Apple has ever found to sell iPhones. On August 5, the most expensive iPhone ad ever made premieres as a TV show.

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@mil000 Eugenics didn’t go away, it went underground. And every few decades it pops up in dumb ways.
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@Freexone_ Lead him on a bit. Let’s see where this goes. 😂
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Such a Tyrant@Freexone_·
I be confused on how guys on Jack’d expect to meet people with profiles like this. Who wants to talk to someone this aggressive?? 🫤
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@paperssil This is how you end up being talked about on a true crime podcast.
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Would you?👀
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If I’m on stolen land why am I paying property tax?
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@woke8yearold I sometimes see him as the last faded vestige of the Gilded Age. Oil/Robber barons. Skyscrapers. Gold plated everything. Excess. A dying ember of a bygone era.
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Trump is so much easier to understand if you get New York City. He’s a unique figure in many ways but also very much a NYC archetype
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@Shilllin It’s weird. I used to see viral posts that hit 50, 80, 100K on the regular. And they were genuine with lots of comments. No one is going to pay to be funny.
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Alex 🥷@Shilllin·
Unpopular opinion: this App was better before monetization Now it’s all clickbait slop and no genuine takes
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