hehe

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me

@_wallwalker @DrewVento Can’t relate

@DrewVento @_rosesareviolet 😭

You can literally FEEL when people carry envy and evil eyes toward you. Energy never lies.

They can sit

idgaf if we met an hour ago put me first

Europemaxxing

@Paravkahol Awww

@_rosesareviolet Time ki kilat chal rahi 3 dino se

Haven't been to the gym in 3 days and it's genuinely eating me up from the inside

“i’m in your city” uhhh have fun??

friends :)

a good mango is better than a good watermelon but a bad watermelon is better than a bad mango

Life is amazing: -gyms exist -Coke Zero exists -hot girls outnumber even moderately put-together dudes 2000 to 1 -you and your wife can drink 4 bottles of wine then smash all night without a condom -you and your friends can hit the gym then smoke a joint at a John Mayer concert -every food item in the world has been hunted and gathered for you (grocery stores) -you could be working 16 hour days in a coal mine in a third world country -you’re spinning on a sphere in an infinite universe and the fact you’re alive is a 1 in 500 trillion miracle You’re so lucky it’s absurd and you have nothing to lose :)

Ew

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@_wallwalker is probably sick of me for being unable to zero in one one holiday destination. Till now I’ve changed my mind 4 times

There isn't a single data center on Earth worth destroying this for.

I wonder how many introverts have been labelled as prideful and arrogant when all they did is mind their own business.