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@blended_jpeg Claude when it gets a body

bad claude..

When you're back from a 10-hour shift completely drained and bro texts "hop on"

Tucked between a Nissan dealership and an electrical substation in Red Bank, New Jersey, there is a litter-strewn pond. People drive hundreds of miles to collect the water. Visitors report treating eczema, migraines, chronic fatigue, and gout. Some put it in vaporizers for lung ailments. One family brings it to a grandmother in hospice. Believers attribute the healing properties to the adjacent power station, which hums at 230 kilowatts around the clock. A shop owner in Woodbury, Connecticut sells it. All winter, while the pond was frozen, customers came in asking when it would be back. They call it Mohawk Magic. Is this satire or is it real? You will have to try it to find out for yourself.

@redchevellev8 oh hell yea, i want to have ying yang jdm 😛 black on white/white on black

@_sub_str8_ ドリームカーだよね NISSAN好きか！👍

ただのクーダ好きに思われても嫌だからちゃんと紹介しとこ Its my car 1970 Cuda 383ci 4MT 子供の頃から欲しかった夢を6年前に叶えたよ

@CreativeSkyAI @Fried_rice mmhm or smth mor sinister

@Fried_rice would be funny if this was a honeypot bundled axios@1.14.1 plain-crypto-js

Claude code source code has been leaked via a map file in their npm registry! Code: …a8527898604c1bbb12468b1581d95e.r2.dev/src.zip

“Press R3” 8 year old me:

@DailyLoud damn mfs don’t just.. workout ?? 😭

This Surgeon Is Going Viral for His Jaw-Dropping Patient Transformations 🤯

@SolportTom 🗣️gm

Gm

@lifemaxxjourney @RealCymbiotika unparalleled replaced my daily coffees replaced my pre & post workout cleanest energy & it’s all natty

29 sec at the pump aye dios

@505Cali2 bro every damn time a bus or some train comes by

TSEVA'OTH

toes out for the boidems

@maniaUFO i started with 4 spoons & 6 forks ended with 8 forks & 6 spoons

Quantum Beings are Replicating Reality?🧐🤔

@Viralvid_89 bro got on the Whataburger 7’s 😭

Guy arguing with Whataburger employees gets kicked out of restaurant.

@MaverickDarby Ibn Vance

"𝘈𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘳" A wholesome basketball movie starring JD Vance just in time for March Madness.

@CollinRugg this seasons script writer ✍️ a lil nicer w the creativity but still smoke n mirror🥱💅

NEW: Afroman's music video "Lemon Pound Cake" played in court as "Officer Poundcake" was forced to sit and watch. Adams County Sheriff's deputies are suing Afroman after he released a music video following a botched raid on his home. At one point during the trial, the video was played during Officer Shawn Cooley's testimony. The song was inspired after the officer allegedly glanced down at Afroman's desert during the botched raid on his home. Officers claim that Afroman's songs and social media posts following the raid caused them "mental distress and danger." (ABC6)

@goodychest440 @WayneTechSPFX @HuginnNMuninn77 would wanna see some supporting data bc not off the table 👀

@_sub_str8_ @WayneTechSPFX @HuginnNMuninn77 Or EMP’d. Something strange….

💥💥💥MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN OHIO💥💥💥 🚨A 7-ton asteroid lit up Northeast Ohio skies, and detonated on impact, the equivalent of 250-tons of TNT Early this morning I awakened to a loud and thunderous boom. There was construction going on my street, and I thought something fell down, so ignored and went about my morning. NASA has stated that is was a 7 ton asteroid that fell in Medina County, Ohio, and heard across several states. A formal press conference, and updates will occur at 3pm EST. I'll be sure to provide more updates then.

@tutored_medici @WayneTechSPFX @HuginnNMuninn77 would be easy work

@_sub_str8_ @WayneTechSPFX @HuginnNMuninn77 Ohio alone could take Iran