George Burns

@qikipedia @blythgolf

"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat." LILY TOMLIN

@lewis_irvine4 @robmillertime 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@robmillertime @_the_burns

Keegan Bradley’s cat. twitter.com/guldurbakalim/…

@lewis_irvine4 @pickover Challenge not accepted

@pickover @_the_burns felt you would enjoy this for some reason

@DempsterMartin With all due respect Martin, who exactly are you to criticise their effort? I know first hand that each and every one of the six guys on that team works their absolutely butt off day in and day out. Maybe think next time before you criticise a group of players...

But it was a shocking effort from 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿s in men's event at Royal St George's, where they finished 17th out of 19 teams in qualifying with +26 total, leaving them in Flight C and a round-robin format against Portugal and Czech Republic

Helped by Hannah Darling topping the individual leaderboard with -6 total, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 comfortably qualified for top flight in 4th spot in European Ladies' Team Championship at Conwy, where they take on Sweden in today's quarter-finals @ScotsmanSport @edinburghsport @ScottishGolf

@lewis_irvine4 @acaseofthegolf1 Yeah could've taken one for the team

@_the_burns @acaseofthegolf1 Couldn’t have just had 1 more putt on either of his 10s 😂

🚨🚨NEW RECORD!! This guy almost pulled off the impossible 3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13 straight (he’s missing just the 11). At the Valero Pre-Q. 135. ONE-HUNDERED THIRTY-FIVE.

@GolfBible @LukasJMichel

I see Ahmad Skaik (UAE) has risen 19 places in the new WAGR to #32 after his 131st place finish in last week’s Ras Al Khaimah Championship. He is currently ranked #8,191 in the far more accurate SPWAR.

@LouStagner By my calculations accuracy is about 25% more important than distance

Has length really become "disproportionately important in the elite game"? Driving distance by finish position from 1983 to 2020.

@blythgolf @jamierkennedy 😍

@jamierkennedy @_the_burns

The next two Walker Cup venues are the Old Course and Cypress Point. Just let that sink in...

@sthayes74 @BeaZZZ17 happy birthday

WTF was this! 😱😱😱

@BeaZZZ17 @PGATOURSMartin Hahahahaha

The top 5 in Strokes Gained: Approach this season, with their age in parentheses: 1. Collin Morikawa (24) 2. Justin Suh (23) 3. Ricky Barnes (40) 4. Justin Thomas (27) 5. Will Zalatoris (24)

Would anyone believe me if I told them that in 2020, Bryson DeChambeau was a more accurate driver than Jim Furyk?

@PGATOUR @RandA @USGA Patrick Reed is making a mockery of the game - please hold him to account or this will set a dangerous precedent

@LukasJMichel @BeaZZZ17 😂😂

@BeaZZZ17 If only COVID was around for that final it may have just been a ‘well done’ fist bump without the confusion.

@jackhwr @FairmontStA @FairmontHotels Sorry to hear that Roguey, very poor form

I'd like to congratulate the @FairmontStA for hiring me in August on a casual contract which was to later become a permanent contract. I moved back to St Andrews and paid my way. Now refusing to pay casual staff furlough has seen me have to move back home. @FairmontHotels 1/

@jamierkennedy Bonnyton GC

Looking for a list of original MacKenzie courses in the UK. • Aldwoodley • Moortown • Blairgowrie • Reddish Vale • Teignmouth What am I missing?

This seems like an unlikely coincidence given I literally watched 2001 two nights ago

US Mid-Am champ @LukasJMichel joins the pod to chat about playing in The Masters, Augusta, Winged Foot, the US Am at Bandon, plus a great St. Andrews story at the end. Enjoyed this one immensely. Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/no-… Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2OoCci…

@mrjamesob Let them eat hake

Some sort of fishing boat-based national service for prominent fish-fetishising Brexiters, perhaps?