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We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that death will tremble to take us.

@schizomaths @MikeyCycling I was a passenger in a car once where the driver checked their phone in standstill traffic and managed to rear-end the car in front. So yeah, in my experience, not safe.

@MikeyCycling Do you genuinely think checking your phone when you’re in standstill traffic is a dangerous thing to do? Or do you just think the laws are as sacred as gospel and should be enforced as vehemently

Kane had a day of massive regret. 🤣🤣🤣

I was having a pretty bad morning, but then I went to pet my cat, and she did a little hop to meet my hand halfway, so it's all good now. I am okay now.

@HonourableDavid fuck yeah! what a result

@_theface Well the extra strong combined with the sleeping pills means I dont stay awake till 5am. So if it means a bit of sneezing. I'll take it.

Been upgraded to extra strong anti depressants. And also sleeping pills. According to docs I have 'very complicated mental health' which i think means 'you're fucked mate' in doctor terms. So yeah. More progress.

unfortunately, my parents wouldn't be able to tell you my favourite colour, favourite food, my hobbies, my favourite song, or my talents. But they'll be able to tell you how lazy I am and what kind of a difficult child I can be

how do you say “you’re getting on my fucking nerves” in a way that says “i value our relationship but please stop”

@KeruboSk & it has to be nada. not even a hello.

The most healing thing for a neurodivergent person isn’t sleep or a hot shower or a good meal. It’s a long stretch of time where nobody needs anything from them at all.

@HonourableDavid can u sneak in a deliveroo

One thing about being hospital is i cant just go buy dumplings from the Chinese whenever I like.

Lots of leftist men do not reckon with their own misogyny because they think they are absolved from the patriarchy in some way because of their proximity (not involvement) to feminism and so they really make for the worst most manipulative romantic partners of all time

I’ve learned that many men define “peace” as a woman absorbing disrespect quietly.

🚨 NEW: X has now banned Grok from generating sexualised images of women and children after the UK made it illegal to create “non-consensual intimate” images However, it is still responding to requests to put men in bikinis or sexual positions

i didn't know it could be like this

i am complex and complete

you never asked

in case anyone is wondering why im back on twitter it's because ive started dating someone i really like and they follow me on ig and this is the only place on the internet i can hide lmao

barbaric bliss

it does make me laugh when people who have the most tragic love lives try to give me dating advice

"One bro carries a million bruhs" - GRD, 2025

@HonourableDavid icl i though this was common knowledge 😂 holy shit my gaydar was right for once!

Opened up to a friend about my sexual preference last night. Turns out I'm BI. who knew eh!