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Timothy

@_timothyalan_

I cut cloud spend by millions & deliver 99.99% uptime with lean, secure architecture.

Winter Park, FL Katılım Eylül 2025
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Timothy@_timothyalan_·
What if the Singularity isn’t just the beginning of the universe…
but the anchor point of reality itself? A projector, not a starting line. Stay with me. 👇1/
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Timothy@_timothyalan_·
@TENTAGREEMENT2 @Oilfield_Rando @grok It’s exactly the answer I was expecting, John. The math says On average they make 15% less… So go ahead and take 15% away from your own salary and see how many bills you start missing.
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Congressman Randy Fine
Ilhan Omar is still a citizen of Somalia, and she has never given up her citizenship. Unbelievable. My new bill would make people like @IlhanMN give up their dual citizenship if they want to serve in Congress. You’re either American or Somali. It’s just that simple. We don’t want foreigners serving in Congress any longer. PERIOD.
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Manifest_Lord
Manifest_Lord@Manifest_Lord·
Japanese researchers found that pressing a specific point on your wrist for 60 seconds before sleep reduces cortisol by 34% and cuts the time to fall asleep in half. It's been used in Japanese hospitals for 40 years. It was never introduced to Western medicine. Read till end 🪡
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Timothy
Timothy@_timothyalan_·
@Mrgunsngear Sounds like a case of narcissistic victim blaming.
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Mrgunsngear@Mrgunsngear·
Rep Mike Johnson discusses how inflation, that congress is directly responsible for, impacts them as they make $174k/year. He then says they have to insider trade to afford to live. You just can't make this up.... 🤡 #congress #inflation #FAFO #CauseAndEffect #fraud
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Timothy@_timothyalan_·
@thehealthb0t Weird how this comes out right when a rodent spreading hantavirus pops up… just another coincidence I suppose. Taint our food with hantavirus to spread the disease.
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healthbot@thehealthb0t·
Thousands of popular products recalled over rodent contamination The list includes: Diet Coke, Nutella, Froot Loops, Pringles, Cheerios, Folgers instant coffee, Sour Patch, Fiji Water, Jolly Ranchers and Skittles
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Timothy
Timothy@_timothyalan_·
@Rainmaker1973 I've been struggling with things like tying my shoes for 20 years since i had a motorcycle wreck leaving my left hand mostly numb and not usable for intricate things… this could change my world. 🥇
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Massimo@Rainmaker1973·
Learn how to tie your shoes like a pro with a secret technique. [📹 girlyglamfiles]
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Timothy@_timothyalan_·
@alphafox Oh, I got it. I didn’t have it full screen. I was like… am I just always high and don’t notice because this is legit my normal? 🤪
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Timothy@_timothyalan_·
@alphafox How long do I stare? Nothing is happening… 😔
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
This video simulates what it looks like when you are on acid. Stare at the numbers in the middle of the screen and then look around - whoa. 😵‍💫
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Jimmy Failla
Jimmy Failla@jimmyfailla·
Trump released the UFO FILES an hour ago and the Democrats are already offering the ALIENS a stimulus check.
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Timothy
Timothy@_timothyalan_·
@venusianqueenn @thedreydossier I don’t but the rich olds theory. Everyone is connected. Everyone has family. Everyone knows how to send a text message or make a phone call. This is 2026, not 1996.
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taurus queen ♉︎@venusianqueenn·
@thedreydossier 147 people really isn’t a lot of people for a cruise, and those cruises are usually filled with retirees who aren’t tech savvy
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Drey@thedreydossier·
if Brenda with the stomach flu can post, what’s this #cruise #hantavirus
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Timothy@_timothyalan_·
@alandidio I remote viewed this meeting and this guy was not there.
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Timothy@_timothyalan_·
Term limits Age limits No dual citizenship Net worth <$1 million Budget not balanced? You’re out, immediate reelection. These are what brings back the voice of the people. For the people. By the people. @elonmusk
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Timothy@_timothyalan_·
@Chicago1Ray The bigger issue, is did she file taxes with this falsehood and/or did she secure any loans or finances based on that falsehood?
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@Chicago1Ray 🇺🇸@Chicago1Ray·
This cannot stand 🚨 James Comer ~ Ilhan Omar could be hit with felony charges I've never ever known a congress person or a candidate to disclose a ($30M) dollar asset, and than say oops This was not an accounting error, this was a crime... no one's above the law, charge her
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FBI@FBI·
CASE UPDATE from @NewYorkFBI: The Justice Department announced the unsealing of an indictment charging Gannon Ken Van Dyke, a U.S. Army soldier, with unlawful use of confidential government information for personal gain, theft of nonpublic government information, commodities fraud, wire fraud, and making an unlawful monetary transaction. Read more: justice.gov/opa/pr/us-sold…
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Timothy
Timothy@_timothyalan_·
@SholdonDaniels I’d rather she be deported. No need for us to keep paying for her to be in a country she doesn’t like or belong.
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Joey Mannarino
Joey Mannarino@JoeyMannarino·
So the DOJ is arresting a US military member for trading on Polymarket before we get a single Epstein arrest, a single Somalian daycare fraudster arrest or a single Congressional insider trading arrest? Seriously I’m so tired of this bullshit.
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