VAL was @ JessCamp 🫜

i watch a bonobo masturbate. it pauses for a second to be sick

ty to @jkm__eth and @julianboolean_ for the idea+direction

ok do you guys like magic tricks? (pls say yes)

if things don’t work out there’s always becoming the favourite cat at a buddhist temple

I am a golden retriever hurtling down the highway at high speed with my friends in the ancient rickety surf truck with the wind in my hair my gaze skyward and my heart the size of an ocean

A thread of JessCamp which is also a promotion for VibeCamp. i went to this, my first JessCamp, in a down, lost state. Seeking wisdom from the beyond. My default plan was to meditate in my tent and see what i could learn from fellow-travelers. (And: get comfortable camping!)

@LeRoyDesCimes “it’s a good dish sir”

@_valerix val no

ok so what if i get a tattoo of the francesinha

these porto freak locals are feeding me “pastel de nada” shots this is not gonna end well

> the existential horror from eating portuguese peasant slop while wearing (nay — clad) in all-white

@_valerix Both of us have been in France recently

wat means

@_virtual_vapor personality/comedy hires etc are important too… dont discriminate…

Interviewed a candidate who's Dutch name translates to Estonian roughly as "a coldhearted fart". Was very close to hiring him for the meme value.

@Meaningness @_valerix I used to have the dream where you're out and about and you realize that you're naked and OMG it's awful. After a while of attending clothing-optional events, I had it one last time; in that dream, I looked down, realized I wasn't wearing pants, said "Ok. Anyway..." and...

something wicked this way comes

warm-light-that-pours-over-everyone-I-love-maxxing

discovered you can think of baptism as the drowning of «old adam». much more visceral, more muscular as a concept than the limp-wristed “oh it washes away your sins”

if only you knew how good things are going to be

i wish i could tweet while surfing

I love my beautiful chud life

@frideswyth ❤️‍🔥

@_valerix To try is to experience, To experience is to learn And to learn is to win

moments before disaster