James Waight

@jdaley1982 @fesshole This is the best laugh-out-loud I’ve had in ages. Genius.

@fesshole If you put this on Facebook, don't Tag Heuer.

My wife had an affair, he bought her an expensive watch. After the affair ended she told me she had got rid of it, she didn't, I found it, sold it and kept the money

@joelycett tonight you were bloody brilliant. You rocked Wembley. Good luck with the tour. We have a badge too. You’d better sort Queens Heath Pride for 2023: @chrisbasiurski and I are there! (Without @SodaStreamUK, sorry). X

@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Just seen this reposted. High-pitched kid’s voice, northern England accent… “They might look the same but they don’t taste the same”

Bush inexplicably sings the 'Salon Selectives' advert music at least 3 times a week - even though it was from ages ago. What piece of advertising from the past can YOU pointlessly recall?

@Bexxy1976 @absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Just seen this (was reposted). The kid in the shower after cub camp? Birds eye golden drummers! 😂😩

@absoluteradio @bushontheradio @RichieFirth Please tell me it’s not just me that remembers 👩🏼“Did it rain?” 👦🏻 “Not all the time!” 👩🏼“But you had fun?” 👦🏻“Pretty exhausting really... Annddd they ran out of Golden🍗” 👩🏼“REALLY?” Can you name the ad? 😉📺

@airchecks @Radio2102 It was the station theme, I think, and used at Top of the Hour for news intro

Radio 210 is today's jingle of the day. We're not sure if this particular version went to air but it needs to be heard! Produced by David Arnold. #AircheckDownloads

@Schafernaker I know a W5 enthusiast if you change your mind!

If you’re a certain age (ahem 🤭)…you may have had one of these 1980s original classics. Found during my mother’s renovation. Pretty good condition too…I could never part with it!

Hey @vickimichelle me and fellow ‘Allo ‘Allo fan @chrisbasiurski with a quick tweet to you, en route to hols in Biarritz. Found a beautiful village off the motorway, looking for lunch. We played the theme tune from Spotify passing the Mairie and a near identical Cafe Rene 🤣🇫🇷😀

Congratulations to Junior Waight who completed the whole 5km for the first time on Saturday (after lots of practice at @osterleyjuniors), before celebrating his 9th birthday on Sunday. He has raised over £800 for @AnthonyNolan, in memory of his Godfather Ben👏

@GoAssist I’ve had to complain to you now 4 times. Your agent @CapitalRepairs has visited 3 times and broken my oven (more) twice. I don’t want them back. Your service is appalling and you are both total cowboys. You insist on upfront payment but don’t deliver. Don’t use!

@little_ealing Gobble gobble!

The turkey is ready, Paula our chef is ready, and so are the crackers. Who will get a moustache this year? Everyone @little_ealing is ready for Christmas Dinner

@OaP_micropub hey guys, hope you’re all doing ok... Is this once-time rather tasty stout, now sadly empty recyclable/returnable perchance? Looking forward to popping back when all this is over. Cheers, JW

@BBCBreakfast @OwainWynEvans We made it! 😁🤷‍♂️

🥁🚨#OwainsBigHouseBand is HERE ⤵️ We can't believe how many of you joined @OwainWynEvans to recreate the #BBCNewsTheme 🎻🎺

@HMRCcustomers Ok will do, thanks

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@purplelady853 And I think the most calorific of all biccies, ever! 😈

I'm going to weight in on this and just say these are the best biscuits! #britainsfavouritebiscuit

@KingofKombat98 They do these as a SPREAD. It’s epic!

My personal favorite atm, either the Lotus ones or the Aldi cheapo ones #britainsfavouritebiscuit

@iambenpowell Man that totally totally sucks.

My two hour appointment today looks like it’s actually going to take nine hours.

@chrisbasiurski @dazlarrr @VictoriaCoren anyone could have got it. I got Susan Kennedy! 😂

@_waighty @dazlarrr @VictoriaCoren You don't when I get a question right. Especially my first ever 5 pointer last week (Magnus Magnuson)

Still love the fact @VictoriaCoren barely acknowledges anyone who dares ask for "horn-ed viper" as opposed to "horned viper" #OnlyConnect

@chrisbasiurski @dazlarrr @VictoriaCoren But I do love it anyway!

@dazlarrr @VictoriaCoren @_waighty and I shout at the screen every time someone does that

@chrisbasiurski @dazlarrr @VictoriaCoren It would be hornèd viper, if so. Pretentious dicks. (Not that OC isn’t pretentious anyway!)