wild milk

the best part about the airport is being surrounded by people whose first day on planet earth is today

I love passing by all the people sitting in first class and begging them to save me from poverty with my eyes

how fucking stupid is it that we have all these supposed billionaire geniuses running around and their greatest innovation of our lifetime has been stealing all our data to sell us ads.

the only good thing about living in the worst timeline imaginable is that we get days like today

@lukasbattle the new tiktok captions pmo soooo bad when im editing bc why are there 91279292 choices and why are they all awful

How it feels to edit a Tik Tok

@SendtheRaven_ okay so it’s like an exclusive thing

@_wildmilk Shelter only they can access.

why do beavers build dams… like what do they gain

idk how to tell u this but 51% of the country voting for trump is bigger than .4% voting for jill stein. you are surrounded by fascists not third party traitors.

you’re not a “funcle” you’re 37 and have the emotional intelligence of a fruit fly

the stars need to perfectly align & mountains need to be moved in order for me to take a pic w my friends that everyone likes how they look in, im not even sure it is possible

I need to hear one complete sentence

do either of these candidates speak english im so serious rn what are they talking abt does anyone speak senile

@surfacepro18 I tip my hat to you 🫡

@_wildmilk The latter is me. I’ve also used all of my luck for the next 20 years.

there’s the wordle players who use the same strategic vowel packed word for every first guess… and then there’s the dreamers.. the believers.. the truly courageous who will never give up the pursuit of the single guess victory

having the stove fan on activates my fight or flight

why do ppl who want to run marathons make it everyone else’s problem

dare i say swifties are becoming the new disney adults

@secretnatyay he says smh too frequently

and i need to start spell checking 🥰

modern artists need to starting using & abusing synths like they did in the 80’s