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@EndWokeness Helll yeahhh

He took the life of a dad who did nothing to him and has *ZERO* remorse. This is your hero?

@RobertMSterling Hope he sees this, bro

Brian Thompson went from Jewell, Iowa (population 1,200) to leading 140,000 employees and overseeing $280B of revenue at one of the world’s most important companies. His mom worked as a beautician, his dad at a grain elevator—they were probably really proud when he graduated valedictorian of his 50-person high school class. He played basketball and the trombone, got elected homecoming king, and worked in soybean fields and meat processing plants during summers. While studying at the University of Iowa, he met the woman who would become his wife, with whom he would have two kids. By all accounts, he was smart, hard-working, funny, and a thoroughly decent man. This guy—not the person who murdered him in cold blood—was everything that’s right and good about America, and the American Dream. May his memory be a blessing, and may his example inspire all of us to do better.

@_wildmilk Shelter only they can access.

why do beavers build dams… like what do they gain

@AmericaPapaBear @GingerLGaetz Maybe something younger

Unemployment has never looked so good

@realdogenews YOU are talking a lot for someone that was not elected. Why don't you use your phone to call one of your 14 fuckin kids instead of shit posting all day you pasty fuckin weirdo.

So obsessed with their false idol that they make up fanfics to circle jerk over. American AF? More like Weird AF

@CAALLDAY23 Cuck

Future king 👑

Whew for a minute I read that as an "American tourist killed an enraged bull elephant" I'm glad I misread that.

@GaryWinslett Wendy isn't going fuck you, Gary and they sure as shit aren't going to pay surge pricing for you bootlicking services.

Surge pricing is awesome. It is capitalism and the market-based allocation of resources taken to their logical conclusion. As importantly, price-sensitive consumers *and* time-sensitive consumers, and possibly workers too, will win from this.

@RaeRiley_ egggame.org

We should be able to look at a little porn at work.

@pattymo Where my brain goes every time I wake up hurting.

@KCMartinStone @ImMeganCollins That's Mr. Mom! With Michael Keaton. Great movie

@ImMeganCollins “You’re going the WRONG WAY!” I’ve been saying it so long, I can’t even remember the movie.

@GaryThurner @ohiotate @MikeGrinnell_

@ohiotate @MikeGrinnell_ Cool. I’m sure the Marine who is still there and has been for 4 yrs will get a big laugh out of it.

First bong rip back on US soil after being locked up in Russia for months has gotta be a top 1 bong rip

@FightHaven Come visit the aloha state!

@MrAndyNgo @oneunderscore__

@oneunderscore__ You have so much bitterness and contempt against other people. I hope you find healing in your life.

Imagine throwing it all away to do PR work for the richest person in the world. Humiliating shit.

When I name my kid Sumner I'm not even asking for permission. Too much drama to deal with when you have a baby on the way.

@holy_schnitt It's easy, you just go General->Settings-> Senses ->scroll down to "Smell" and then toggle to OFF.

how is this man going to tell me he just doesn’t use his sense of smell like that’s a normal thing to say

Live on the Metaverse 👽MFC.im/RaeRiley 💚