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Met Gala tomorrow, Tony nominations Tuesday, Cannes next week - big time for people like me who love to comment on random stuff

@DUALIPA my wife

sunshine, food and art dosage in Cph

Hayley Williams singing Fleetwood Mac’s “Silver Springs” tonight in Austin!

i love women sooooooo much im gonna kill myself

drinking 13 beers is actually good for you if they’re served at a sunny outdoor seating

@c110101101 aHorruble allergies fr

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

Let me be unclear

u get what u want just in a strange order

This bar would be heaven for me

I’m such a bad stalker man. Like where are you

hey man, sorry, I can't tonight. I'm making spaghetti and thinking about what might have been

You must have a really good password cause I cannot get in your account

@325470I @jaayyvvv

@jaayyvvv @a24milfs

Delete one animal from earth.

I leave the bar with 0 phone numbers cuz I'm an alcoholic not a hoe

Realizing mid function that none of these people should ever see you again

Excited to be with my girls in Liverpool! 🍊🖤

Does anyone want to go play outside later

they should let me drink a beer while walking around the art museum