Sage

this scene in New Girl with Rob is so good, goes from heartfelt to hilarious in a split second and Reiner sells it so well

if everyone aligns their morality by polarizing against one another... why don't we just designate one specific person as the embodiment of Everything Bad, that everyone can polarize against together, and therefore, become good? I nominate that guy over there

30 but mood

ICE 🤝 UNSC Stripping kids from their families.

You wanna drive a big red car and drink soda? Of course you do, you’re twelve.

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I have an orgasm every day and I’m usually high as hell when I’m not at work.

I write as former Head of Maritime Section of the Foreign and Commonwealth Office and Alternate Head of UK Delegation to the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea Prepcom. 1) The flotilla is on the High Seas and not in Israel's 12 mile territorial sea. Israel has no jurisdiction. 2) The Israeli maritime blockade has been in place for 17 years and is an intrinsic part of the long term occupation found illegal in the ICJ advisory opinion 3) It is therefore not a short term measure in time of armed conflict as specified in the San Remo manual 4) In any event the San Remo rules explicitly state that humanitarian supplies may not be blockaded 5) The UN Commission of Inquiry has already determined that Israel is committing genocide. The blockade is plainly a part of the machinery of such genocide. For reasons 1 to 5 the Israeli attack on the flotilla is plainly illegal. 6) On the High Seas, the law applying on each ship is the law of its flag state. An attack by a state military warship on a vessel on the High Seas is an attack on the flag state of the vessel attacked. 7) Acts of illegal possession of vessels or abduction of crew on the High Seas should be pursued by each flag state as crimes within their domestic jurisdiction, not only in international law. 8) So the Metropolitan Police and DPP have an obligation to investigate and act over the abduction of persons from UK flagged vessels on the High Seas. This applies to each flag state mutatis mutandi. I hope you find this helpful.

Biden refused to create news, so all the news was about high prices. Trump's always making news, so the news is never about his even higher prices x.com/SpencerHakimia…

Nothing Theo Von has ever done will ever be funnier than this Marc Maron bit about Theo Von

oh look at me im francisco lindor I’m the most handsome baseball player ever I’m woke as fuck so is my incredibly multi-talented wife I have more WAR than any shortstop in the 21st century and I have a beautiful family fuck you

Today is for the most bittersweet and poignant use of this gif

How am I supposed to take this party seriously when they’re all making Zoolander faces at me?!

well guess he lost the debate