@GovPressOffice We can only hope that he needs a shit while he's there.
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Adrian Chell
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Trump remains laser focused on his war with Iran, your gas prices, and TSA lines!
Trump War Room@TrumpWarRoom
PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP IS VISITING GRACELAND TODAY
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Sarah Michelle Gellar and Linda Cardellini reunite in newly shared photo.
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@NumUnobtainable @KieraDiss You're legally required to exchange details. She wouldn't provide hers.
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@KieraDiss If it's only damage to property I don't think you have to hang around or report it to the police
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“YOU’RE LEAVING THE SCENE OF AN ACCIDENT”
Despite warnings that he’ll be calling police, the offender ignored this van driver’s advice and still drove off.
As he surmised, she’s likely not insured.
Another day in lawless London.
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Trump said we don’t even know who’s in charge in Iran or who to talk to! And now he says we’re having “very good conversations” with them
Is he a bad liar or just stupid?
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@Feargal_Sharkey Given the state of the waterways, it's now the only way of getting decent fish.
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My daughter just sent me this, Facebook Marketplace, a £10, she thinks I should I get it? 🤔
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@SlickRick00666 @HQNewsNow Don't worry, the story about him being the first person to use the word "Caravan" for a group of people travelling somewhere will be along soon.
Repeating stories is a sign of dementia.
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@HQNewsNow How the fuck did a question about ICE turn into talking about paper clips?
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Q: Whose idea was that to put ICE in the airports?
Trump: Mine. That was mine. That was like the paper clip. Do you know the story of the paper clip? 182 years ago, a man discovered the paper clip. It was so simple. ICE was my idea
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@frozenaesthetic Is it because it would make it brown so people assume it's bigger?
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@80s_Kidz Hedge porn, so called because of both where it was found, and what it contained.
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@emily_tweets It's a colour from the Farrow and Ball paint catalogue.
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Here’s the question nobody in Washington is asking about the Diego Garcia strike: how did Iran know exactly where to aim? They don’t have satellite coverage of the Indian Ocean. Someone gave them the targeting data. Who? And what does that make this war?
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@MotoNutJob Those bloody boxes are spreading faster than meningitis. Do people really spend enough time kipping on the roof of their car to justify the extra fuel cost of continuously carrying a massive air brake on it?
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“Babe, I found a couch that would be perfect for our living room”
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@SeasonDeeper Learning the mantra: "Ten Number Six tipped, please."
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Repost if you remember being sent to the shops with a note from your mother to buy these 😃
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@GrumpyHobbit22 @FennellJW Do what? It literally says Happy Easter on the top of each of the boxes.
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☆Mr Sal☆@Mr_Sal_
Not a single mention of Easter; we're a Christian country FFS.🤬
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@FennellJW They can do this as christians wont take offence and burn thier shop down. The violent will always displace the peaceful. One more thing among many.
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The Easter Egg is of course pre-Christian. A pagan spring festival symbol of renewal. As for Cadbury, the the famously Quaker family business, they are selling chocolate not religion.
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Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?
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@drhingram @CadburyUK Are people incapable of looking at the top of the boxes?
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☆Mr Sal☆@Mr_Sal_
Not a single mention of Easter; we're a Christian country FFS.🤬
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@BenGrahamUK Are you just not very tall?
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☆Mr Sal☆@Mr_Sal_
Not a single mention of Easter; we're a Christian country FFS.🤬
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Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years.
Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated.
Yet now, Cadbury won’t even use the word ‘Easter’ on their eggs.
When did celebrating British traditions become controversial?
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@CoreyLewis86 It's like them dragging James Brown off stage and him fighting to get back on.
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