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@ExpressionsOOZ I AM A PATIENT MAN 🧘🏾‍♂️

I PRAY ARSENAL WIN NOTHING THIS SEASON! 🤬 ❌❌🏆🏆 Expressions GOES OFF

@HiRaull if Mo Salah with 34 goals and 23 assists in all competitions last season was done 3 years ago then the same logic applies 🤷🏾‍♂️

@aPlaceOfPeace When? The year of our 16th ChampionsLeague ? 🤔

Salah… DONE 3 years ago… #MancityLiv #EmiratesFACup

@bigboypad @Blk_Hanzo @troopzafc an american owns your bottling company of a club 😂😂😂

@aPlaceOfPeace @Blk_Hanzo @troopzafc Another American who’s only understanding of football comes through the lens of twitter.

This Egal guy is actually off his fucking head

@matissearmani @siphillipssport @GraemeBailey NUNEZ! NUNEZ! NUNEZ!

@siphillipssport @GraemeBailey Someone’s getting head-butted if this happens

Darwin Nunez has emerged as a surprise target for Chelsea. Nunez is prepared to take a significant reduction in his wages to facilitate a move. Chelsea have carried out background work on Nunez and have been spoken to by his representatives. [@GraemeBailey]

@bigboypad @Blk_Hanzo @troopzafc you've bottle every single domestic trophy in the last 5 years to the likes of Southampton (2X), Brighton, and Nottingham Forest. You've bottled the league twice by drawing West Ham, losing to Brighton, Nottingham Forest, and Aston Villa. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Blk_Hanzo @troopzafc That ofc you pick up tonnes of domestic trophies 🤣 I’d love to play girona and Mallorca every week too

Great Day

@matissearmani #HalaMadrid

Cucurella & Enzo’s comments are a consequence of the culture the owners have cultivated at this club. High turnover of staff & players, bomb squads, hit pieces & character assassinations after exits. Now you want camaraderie & accountability. Look in the mirror, the “assets” are acting in the environment you created, accordingly.

@matissearmani @CFCPys #HalaMadrid

@CFCPys Just stand on business I beg

🚨 BREAKING: Enzo Fernandez agent Javier Pastore says BAN is UNFAIR! “Enzo didn’t understand the situation. When the coach told him, he accepted it because he’s a highly professional guy who’s always fully committed wherever he is and respects decisions, but we don’t understand the punishment because he doesn’t mention any club or say he wants to leave Chelsea” “FAR from it, he only mentions Madrid, the city, because he was asked which European city he’d like to live in one day, and he said Madrid because of the language, because it’s similar to Buenos Aires and because it’s logical – it’s only natural for an Argentine to say that, and also because of the culture, the weather, But at no point does he say he wants to leave Chelsea or London” (@MarioCortegana) nytimes.com/athletic/71691…

@AdamSchefter Another Ravens Legend / Cult Hero who was robbed of multiple more super bowls by the incompetence of John Harbaugh

Gerry Sandusky, who has served as the voice of the Ravens as their play-by-play announcer for the past 20 seasons, is retiring.

@matissearmani @CFCDaily As a Liverpool fan we don't day thank you enough to chelsea taking this bullet for us

@CFCDaily Blink twice

❗️Lavia: “There has been constant evolution in the levels on the pitch, off the pitch, the standards and everything has been going up, up, up. It is not going to stop. We are going to keep going up!” [chelseafc] chelseafc.com/en/news/articl…

@tapintobs Tobs pulling up to the run club 😭

Sign me up 🌚🌚

@GeekyRob @Corballyred @LFC

@Corballyred @LFC Thiago was absolute shite here.

The managerial dream team. The two highest football IQ players to play with LFC in decades. How could they fail at LFC??? Please make it happen @LFC

@GunStarr_Hero @GeekyRob @Corballyred @LFC had to come back and post this bc apparently I had more evidence than I thought

@aPlaceOfPeace @GeekyRob @Corballyred @LFC You used his age and price tag as a reason why we shouldn't have expected more goals and assists.

@matissearmani @FabrizioRomano #HalaMadrid

@FabrizioRomano 😂😂😂😂

🚨 Marc Cucurella when asked what if Barcelona score: “It’s clear that if those situations arose, they’re difficult to recuse… …I’d have to consider it and talk to my family, I’m not thinking about that”. “If it happens, we will see what decision to make”, told Flashscore.

@matissearmani @CFCDaily VIVA GARNACHO #KTBFFH #PROPEECHELS

@CFCDaily We need that kind of recklessness back at the club don’t have enough of it

🚨Jackson has been send off for Bayern Munich in the Bundesliga. At the time of the Red it was 1-0 Leverkusen.

@Despecial01 @oltsport_ thats how much he hates liverpool fc 😭

@oltsport_ It's wild to imagine that Carlo Ancelotti once managed Everton and still managed to go on to Coach Real Madrid after this and win couple of Champions league trophies 😭

🚨 Alex Iwobi reveals how he lost his place in Ancelotti's Everton team: “With Carlo Ancelotti, I learned the hard way. The positions I played were right wing-back, right-back, and right midfield. He told me that when I got the ball, I should always give it to James Rodriguez, Allan, and others, but I thought I could do something as well.” “Then, one time, on social media, I posted on my story that I wished I could play my preferred position, and he got asked in his press conference. He came to me and asked me where I usually played, and I told him, and we tried that position in the next game against Burnley.” “We were down two goals at halftime, and ten minutes into the second half, I got subbed off, and I didn't play again for the next four games.”. [ ℹ️ via: High Performance podcast/ YT]

@montszzz @hanselng @Romme1andre but monts football isn't about goals and assists... we want to know how many take ons and dribbles he completed

@hanselng @Romme1andre He bagged? Some of you lot defo never kicked ball before

i dare you come for Salahs innate ability again you stiff guy. your lack of awareness and skill cost your team a 3-0 lead 😂 @Romme1andre

@ItsLB_City listen it might be controversial but we needed that Saeed tv bingo from you TOYESTERDAY!!!

Listen this might be controversial yeah but I actually think that was once of our better performances recently but the finishing was diabolical. Bin some of these attackers off this summer and go and get me elite level forwards who can create and score.

@ricke_rique @CASAMANYWORLD @ochocinco lol the bengals are just lucky there is no relegation in US sports bc they have had one of the worst regular season records multiple times in the last 30 years.

@CASAMANYWORLD @ochocinco I think tottenham as someone who watches both sports

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