andrew brown

🚨 NEW: Andy Burnham says he would ban VAR if he had the power "You can't celebrate a goal because you think someone, somewhere in an industrial unit is going to rule it out"

HR put a meeting on my calendar for 9am with no agenda

Let's get this straight: the hardest bloke in Neighbours was Lou Carpenter. He would have battered Jim Robinson, Paul Robinson, Gail, Mr Udagawa – and any other sap associated with Home James. Don't @ me, I'm right.

@Rozzah_2210 Shit name Tbf

Everyone got paused here 🤗 What is the man's name??

How did Harry potters parents have all that cash for his trust fund? They died at 21 and the only jobs in the wizarding world are civil servant, barmaid, teacher or shop owner. Or is it just like magic? And if so how are the Weasleys poor like how far does magic go? Are they just bad at magic?

@Keir_Starmer Who are the people your ‘fighting for’ ???

I will never walk away from the mandate I was given. I will never walk away from the people I'm fighting for. I will never walk away from the country I love.

Why is there always a shop selling suitcases at the airport… Who is going on vacation, carrying all of their clothes, saying, “I'll pack when we get there?” 😂

The things I’d do to relive this moment

@HeartBreakCorb AI, please produce 5 years worth of attitude era

WAIT JUST A MINUTE MALCOM X

I love this clip of Roy Keane’s dad at USA ‘94 - enjoying the moment but still wishing he was back home in Ireland to share the buzz with everyone

@afcpaul1989 @COYS_com Your last twenty tweets are about spurs you overweight waffle. Have a day off

@COYS_com He was shite. Nasty bit of work aswell. Suits your mob perfectly!

On This Day in 2010, Rafael van der Vaart made his debut for the club. What a player he was 👏 #THFC

Fear not

Hi, @BarclaysUKHelp I have a transaction of around £800 coming out of my account in June 2025 from West Ham United with the reference “season ticket”. I would like to report this transaction as fraud and get my money back. Please see to this with complete urgency. Thank you!

We could try locking criminals up We could put more police on the streets Instead in the London we've painted a purple line on the floor 🤡 The UK is not a serious country

americans saw water freeze at 0°C and said “let’s make that 32”

@ReeceTaylor101 @Tesla_UKowner @laura_woodsy Imagine making it your online persona too 😂😂

@Tesla_UKowner @laura_woodsy I tell you what's a "rancid take"... Tesla's.

Even as an Arsenal fan, I really really like Son Heung-min. Lovely man.

🏟 454 games ⚽️ 173 goals 🅰️ 101 assists 🌟 2021/22 Premier League Golden Boot 🌟 2020 FIFA Puskas Award 🏆 Lifted Tottenham's first trophy in 17 years

The UK doesn’t create anything. No one wakes up in Shanghai, Lagos, or Dubai thinking: “I need something from Britain.” Once, this country forged ships, steel, locomotives. Now we export Netflix actors and HR departments. Finance isn’t real, GDP is smoke. It’s just numbers about numbers bankers trading made up money for imaginary value. We don’t build, don’t innovate. We don’t produce anything the world actually wants or needs. Meanwhile, the average Brit is told they’re “productive” because they spent 9 hours on a Zoom call about inclusive language while sipping a £4.80 oat milk flat white. Wake up. Productivity is creation. If you aren’t building, planting, protecting, or selling you’re just noise.

Fancy inventing Concorde then giving up on it.