Siddhahahaharth

Time has such different meaning in my village. It’s 8:30 and I said main thodi der baahar ghoom ke aata hoon, and cousin at whose house I am staying said- Kahan jayega aadhi raat ko, so ja. Saala 8:30 pe aadhi raat ho rahi hai, phir subah 3 baje utha denge ki subah ho gayi

Therapist: So the problem here is that you fall in love easily? Me: Yes, my love Therapist:

Me signalling my work bestie to stop spilling the tea because the tea bag just walked in...

not the time, iphone 😭

"mummy mujhe iphone chahiye" Vadapav girl :

When you miss the ad's cancel button by a millimeter and end up in the Play Store.

leave women aside, as a man i feel it every day, every indian feels it daily,modi is doing this to all of us.

Repeat with me - Never Ever do any adventure activity in India. Yesterday while doing parasailing in Goa, a cable got snapped.

sorry i was in the bathroom

this should be fun

humanity saw this and decided to invent LinkedIn

none of your fucking business. if it were your business then you’d know

There's 3 levels of rich... Level 1.) Washing your own car Level 2.) Paying someone else to wash your car Level 3.) Washing your own car

Yet another feather in Goa’s gap. Well done guys… ⁦@DrPramodPSawant⁩

If my March 2020 self and my March 2026 self sat in a room together, they wouldn’t believe each other.

Imagine a park like this where you can just chill. Chill as a couple without a fear of some dal will come and call your parents. Chill as a parent without worrying someone will pick up your kid. Chill as a senior citizen without the worry of accessibility. Premium edition of life.

US Ambassador keeps meeting Modi's top guys on a regular basis. He has a direct access like no other. Doval's, Jaishankar's & Goyal's sons are foreign citizens. Modi allowed Rothschilds & Starlink. Modi slowly destroying HAL, ISRO & NavIC. Modi is in bed with Saudis & Qataris. Modi dumped Iran. Modi destroyed India's image in Global South. Only a FOOL will trust Modi regime now.

This orchid shoots its pollen when touched so it sticks to insects that carry it to other flowers [📹portnoomarketgarden]

Favorite characters then and now. #SmallWonder

Iran has stated that the United States has until March 30 at 12:00 p.m. (Tehran time) to issue a formal condemnation of the bombing of Iranian universities. Failure to do so, Iran warns, will result in retaliatory strikes against multiple American-affiliated universities in the Middle East.