Kurt Schaldenbrand

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Kurt Schaldenbrand

Kurt Schaldenbrand

@aakurt

@usacycling Level 1 coach; @MCycling Head coach; In my spare time I am CTO and VP of Product for @getlarky

Ann Arbor Katılım Mart 2009
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I saw a homeless man yelling at a driverless Cruise car. Pure SF.
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Kurt Schaldenbrand@aakurt·
@MisheganPodcast @MCycling I think I’d like a chance at rebuttal concerning my fear of all animals and unusual attachment to toast. Also, I’d love to tell everyone how we are a great option for female athletes looking for a new sport! We commonly see those women jump quickly to a high level of performance
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Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane@RebeccaSlatkin·
The squirrel mom and her babies living in my attic vacated the premises sometime over the weekend. Hole was then plugged to close the nursery. See, sometimes ignoring your problems pans out.
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E.@ericaallar·
@aakurt Clearly you don’t need any of those things to win … 😏 🤨
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Things I brought to the bike race: * diapers, baby wipes, puréed food pouch, toy monster truck. * Things I forgot : bike pump, tool box, enough gels / race food. 🫣 * #momlife
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Kurt Schaldenbrand@aakurt·
@RebeccaSlatkin Totally agree. But at the same time, this is brilliant. In a dark, twisted, “Product owns P&L” sort of way.
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CΛT@YVNG_CAT·
Today I used the sentence “what are our hours” and watched a non-native English speaker wilt.
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Kurt Schaldenbrand@aakurt·
@RebeccaSlatkin Baby donkeys are almost as cute as goats. But baby donkeys grow up to be adult donkeys, and goats stay goats. So if I had to choose, I’d stick with goats. But this is America so maybe I don’t have to choose??
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Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane@RebeccaSlatkin·
My neighbor’s donkey had a baby and I’m in looooooooove
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Kurt Schaldenbrand@aakurt·
@Hertz I need to rent a large passenger van in Albuquerque later and would like the back 2 rows of seats removed. Is that possible?? I only need to carry 5-6 people, but a lot of gear!
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Kurt Schaldenbrand@aakurt·
@Enterprise I need to rent a large passenger van in Albuquerque later and would like the back 2 rows of seats removed. Is that possible?? I only need to carry 5-6 people, but a lot of gear!
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Sabrina Little@sabrinablittle·
Any time my toddler tries to run away from me instead of doing what I tell her to, I think, “I have been training for this my whole life. Unless you are prepared to run for multiple days, this will not be successful for you.”
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Kurt Schaldenbrand@aakurt·
@EllenFlem This does raise many questions, but I suppose there’s a three-legged pig out there somewhere with even more…
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Ellen Fleming@EllenFlem·
Thinking about that time I called the police bc I thought I found a human knee washed ashore and thought I was going to have to start a murder podcast. It turned out to be a pig knee. But why was there a pig knee on the beach?!?
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Kurt Schaldenbrand@aakurt·
@SarahSpain My only issue with Thin Mints is the packaging has ALWAYS had a misprint on the serving size, which as we all know is, “1 Stack”
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Sarah Spain@SarahSpain·
ATTENTION: The Thin Mint has been replaced as the best Girl Scout Cookie. It was a good run, but the run is over. (And no, your freezer can’t help them keep the title.) Your new champion will not be taking any questions this time.
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Kurt Schaldenbrand@aakurt·
@FrankCundiff Crazy talk. Good thing no one would ever try something like this, and we can just explore it hypothetically. Even crazier hypothetical idea: what if the winner of the race wasn’t even necessarily the winner of the race?!?
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Rebecca (Slatkin) Sloane@RebeccaSlatkin·
I will not start a new task 15 minutes before a meeting. I will not start a new task 15 minutes before a meeting. I will not start a new task 15 minutes before a meeting. I will not start a new task 15 minutes before a meeting.
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