Aaron Buchanan

The campest show this side of soho courtesy of #FlamingoPower - a thank you to all that joined us @DownloadFest

While the world is burning, drink @DietCoke @DietCokeGB

@jet2tweets @LDNLutonAirport Please check out my tweet to you guys 😭 your late departure cost me my connecting flight

This gorgeous group are all ready to assist you from @LDNLutonAirport! ✈️ Yep, it's no April Fools' joke - Jet2 launch from London Luton TODAY! ❤️ this if you're flying from here with us this summer... #Jet2FirstFlightClub

@lst_frq It’s the best city in the world in my opinion. Have been many times and miss it every time I leave. Check out The Beat Megaclub at the weekends <3

@British_Airways £500 for a seat on a 10 and a half hour flight - BA0284 - with no working USB or domestic plug? Come on guys what are y’playin at 🤷‍♂️

@jamsaxx @NathanDawe @EllaHenderson @JoelCorry ☺️

New vid tomorrow ☎️🎷👀 @NathanDawe @EllaHenderson @JoelCorry #0800heaven

@fesshole This is the most wholesome tweet of 2023 and I don’t care what anyone else says. Live your happiness 🙏

I'm a bus and rail enthusiast - when playing simulators in my spare time, I wave at other AI buses/trains as they go past. Absolutely shitting myself for the day someone walks in and I'm waving at my monitor like an idiot.

@fesshole Sounds like you’ve got a tiny, tiny penis.

I'm a police officer with 18yrs in. The attitude test is a real thing. You act like a knob when stopped and spoken with then I'm going to make things more difficult and issue you a fine or something.

It’s nearly ten years since we @heavensbasement released this! youtu.be/kP1u79wSdDY

@Lucaswoodland It’s difficult to consider this when the big companies do nothing. The government do nothing. The oil companies do nothing. The electric companies do nothing. Leave me in peace to my burger and my BMW - there’s fuck all left to be happy about, so let us die happy.

Fuck it, I’m gonna be that guy, just once: We are literally watching global warming melt our planet at a rapid pace. It’s fucking terrifying. Going vegan can reduce your carbon footprint by up to 73%. Go slow if you have to, but the facts are all there. The clock is ticking. x

The absolute G @andycomplains absolutely dominating!

Right now I just live for listening to @prnlegacy on repeat. That’s all I wake up to, and all I go to bed to.

Incubus are just one of the most underrated bands. So. Good.

The thing I miss most about the UK is pub food and the smell of stale alcohol trapped by wooden tables and wood slats in the beer gardens with the light fragrance of roll up cigarettes.

DYING! 😂

Don’t be fooled by the #SnapFitness lanno, haven’t don’t a set of pressups in three days #CheatDayForever?

Does anyone know where I can get singing lessons from #JoeExotic ? I feel like I really need that right now. @TheTigerKingJoe

If I could have one super power it would be to eradicate all fly’s. Yup. Don’t care about the consequences, Australia needs a fucking fly cull #dutty

Am I gonna buy another boat? 👀😛

The problem with K-Mart is that I could literally buy everything... ...and I intend to.

It never matters where I am in the world, sometimes just sitting in my car listening to music clears my soul.