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@Thefactsdude If you ever wondered what Milhouse looked like as an adult IRL.

NEW: Deranged man who banged on Fairfield door screaming “Where is your daughter?” identified as Jason Thomas Nichols The man captured in viral video banging on a door in Fairfield, California, and yelling “where is your daughter?” has been identified as Jason Thomas Nichols, 29, of Fairfield. Nichols was arrested on April 7, 2026, by Fairfield Police Department. Upon arrest he was booked into the Justice Center Detention Facility. Nichols faces four felony charges: assault with a deadly weapon (not firearm) great bodily injury, criminal threats with intent to terrorize, first-degree burglary, and vandalism. His bail was set at $35,000, and his next court appearance is scheduled for April 13, 2026, at 1:25 p.m. in Fairfield Department.

@BryanBerg2000 @Cernovich No politician living or dead, cares about you or me. That shouldn’t even be surprising anymore.

@Cernovich Realizing Trump doesn't care about you, me, or what Thune does or does not do is an important step.

Senator Thune still refuses to put the Senate in formal recess. If the Senate were in recess, Trump could fill critical administration roles, and hire at a rapid pace. I pray that Trump's comms focuses on this issue, rather than the pro-wrestling style podcast beefs.

Isn’t the state of Utah opposing giving this same information to D.C. that they’re going to essentially make public anyway? What details am I missing?

@NoblestCalling Cynical take. Stacie Stewart, a female and dean of admissions, helped make this happen. Not saying that is the actual explanation but I did notice the author and subjects of the article are also all predominantly female. Coincidence? Probably, but perfect for cynical takes.

That's not very famproc of them!

@CynicalPublius I would rank the McD's filet-o-fish sandwich at or slightly above five day old gas station sushi. But I don't really care for seafood. If we ever happen to be in the same McD's, the filet-o-fish sandwich is on me.

When I first started posting on X there was a particular declarative post that generated more passionate outrage and debate than anything else I had ever posted. I'm going to post it again now. Ready? The best fast food item in the USA is the McDonald's Filet-o-Fish sandwich. Come at me bro.

@monsterhunter45 Luckily for the world and more importantly Canada, this is the fringiest of fringe candidates. I'm sure regular Canadians would roll their eyes, but are afraid if they do they'll get MAID'd for "being depressed".

I CANT KEEP UP!!!!

@MattWalshBlog Indigenous people used to be at the top of the money/victim pyramid. Then the alphabet mafia moved ahead. Now they’re trying to get back to the front of the line even though most of victimizers are also indigenous people. It’s a circle of life sort of thing. Pay up whitey.

For those who don't speak Woke Retard, I looked it up and apparently MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ means "Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit, Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, and Asexual." So apparently they'd added murdered people into the LGBT community. Murdered is now a queer identity. This is the kind of innovation we get from Canada.

@thomdesirant @Manhattva I think we're in agreement here. But my old UT concealed carry permit does imply that going beyond the constitution isn't always a problem for the state legislature. But I do appreciate the civics refresher.

@aaronbarlow @Manhattva The US Constitution supersedes anything the legislature says. State and local candidates are required to live within their district, but the state can't place requirements on federal races beyond what the Constitution requires.

Blake Moore teamed up with the most radical leftist groups to redraw Utah’s legislative districts in order to create one of the bluest seats in the entire country. Now he’s trying to steal Burgess Owen’s seat, (which he doesn’t live in) because there’s no way he could win in the new district he created. One of the people in this photo is going to be the next CD1 representative because of him. Vote for @KariLisonbee instead.

@thomdesirant @Manhattva Fascinating. I'm legitimately surprised that the UT state legislature has left the requirements completely untouched (from the U.S. Constitution) and haven't layered on additional bits and pieces here and there.

@aaronbarlow @Manhattva The Constitution of the United States of America

@sltrib Comparing the church's worldwide stats report to a political poll is very apples to oranges. Anecdotally, I usually put "prefer not to say" on all of the demos if/when I take one, including religious affiliation. Maybe that's the real trend?

The LDS Church's record number of converts in 2025 is positive for the faith, but those rolls do not fully reflect reality of membership in the pews. sltrib.com/religion/2026/…

@Manhattva @KUTV2News LOL. She's also not identifying with any specific TV show label either.

@KUTV2News I will pay you $100 to never mention this woman’s name again.

Taylor Frankie Paul is famous for being a cast member on “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives,” but she’s no longer identifying with a specific religious label. bit.ly/48twbAQ

@ElGranCheerio @GrumpeeGramp Not really. The sterioid injections should reduce any swelling in the area. This is assuming swelling is putting pressure on impacted discs in your spine. If they’re right, expect some relief. If not, there won’t be much of a change.

@GrumpeeGramp Well I’m just getting injections right now. Should I be worried?

I have two herniated disks and tomorrow I’m getting steroid injections. I’m not gonna lie, I’m a bit nervous. What should I expect?

@NoblestCalling @LatterDayBean The murmuring post is a dishonest TL;DR trying to poison the well for people who weren't able to watch or as confirmation bias for those who weren't going to anyway. We shouldn't be shocked to find out that ppl on social media just make stuff up.

@LatterDayBean If you weren't called to repentance during conference you weren't listening 📣

Dont make politics your religion...

@3amigospr @ByuSome I think she was the token member on Disney/ABC's totally not scripted in any way "reality" shows, until a video came out about her abusing her kids and husband. I guess Disney/ABC already has plenty of those or something and dropped her. Ergo, she's done pretending to be LDS.

@ByuSome Is anyone supposed to know who this is?

Taylor Frankie Paul is leaving the church. Networks are in shambles as they need to find a new star to mock our faith.

@xAviation One of my dad’s favorite movie scenes.

Opening scene from the Always by Steven Spielberg. Two fishermen are caught completely off guard as a Consolidated PBY Catalina — a legendary WWII flying boat turned aerial firefighter — swoops down onto a lake to scoop water.

@GrandpaJoeSux We relieved both our dogs of that overwhelming burden.

@ExMosPostingLs If he’s sincere, then the words “I don’t see” should be the most troubling to him. If he’s insincere, then his dishonesty can’t be framed as anything but disappointing.

SlackGPT doesn’t understand tithing.

@NoblestCalling My mission president used to joke that was the one calling he would not accept.

@aaronbarlow Well yeah, only the best members are nursery leaders

No one is safe #generalconference