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going to the discotheque

Chicago, IL Katılım Mart 2021

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Life Grips@ptrkbrn·5h

You don't see pimento olives on toothpicks garnishing the top of multi-decker sandwiches too much these days...

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antone.@ab808xp·2h

who invented gastritis?

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antone.@ab808xp·2h

realizing the reason why my life has been full of tragicomedy is because I'm literally named Anthony and always always refused to go by Tony as a child so to this day the cloying nasal pronunciation of my name dooms me to a life of living on the margins

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antone.@ab808xp·3h

i love boosters was good

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Sabling@Sablingart·12h

Pokémon Gold and Silver floral patterns

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@catpoopburglar @asubparusername Actually if you had one of these in Greece or Turkey you would change your mind

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claude shannon@catpoopburglar·7h

@asubparusername you are absolutely never delighted by Turkish delight you eat one and think “that’s pretty bad” and go back to a real candy like sour patch kids

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Qua Literam@asubparusername·11h

these are the words and thoughts of a child. you’re supposed to only eat one Turkish delight and be delighted by the delicious taste of rosewater. if you gorge yourself until you feel sick that’s on you.

Redeemed Zoomer@redeemed_zoomer

C.S. Lewis was genius for using Turkish Delight as a metaphor for sin It looks delicious but is disgusting after the first few bites and makes you feel sick

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antone.@ab808xp·8h

@theosal As opposed to

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Too many linen trousers with tucked dress shirts around today

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antone.@ab808xp·12h

@mydogsaretired @thekuhlest in my experience they do!

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My Dogs are Tired@mydogsaretired·13h

@ab808xp @thekuhlest Yeah and they’ll get right on that.

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lindsey marie@thekuhlest·1d

planes *used* to be freezing but now they’re way too warm and I do not understand what happened

Nick Wojcicki@nickwoj98

‼️ AIRLINE EXECUTIVES ‼️ If you ever decide to be the first airline to lower the temperature on all of your airplanes by 5 degrees, I, along with millions of others, will become the most loyal customers of all time. It would be the greatest business decision of your CAREER.

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antone.@ab808xp·14h

anyone who's still waiting for a Rihanna album:

Art Encyclopedia@artenpedia

Naturally mummified remains were discovered along the arid Atacama desert coast in Chile, dating to around 7000 BC

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antone.@ab808xp·15h

sorry but the new Ferrari was designed exactly to appeal to me

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antone.@ab808xp·21h

@ChrisExpTheNews Does the aircraft count as a theatrical experience? Is an airplane a cinema?

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Analytic Valley Girl Chris@ChrisExpTheNews·1d

You can only watch it as the director intended: drunk on an airplane

Bobson Dugnutt@sligoriver_anon

@ChrisExpTheNews You have got to be kidding me

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@btwnus29 Can i be next lowkey

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@thesoal2 So fab

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antone.@ab808xp·3d

been through this stretch of Appalachia before...

あつ丸@maruatsu858

農道の雰囲気の再現度がまじで凄いわ #ForzaHorizon6

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@godsb0y I feel like nyc is very Brazilian at times

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micheal@godsb0y·3d

and washing the bowl in the shower after because i don’t have a kitchen sink

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micheal@godsb0y·3d

eating cereal with a plastic fork because i don’t have any spoons in my new apartment

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antone.@ab808xp·4d

@EliMcCann #4

Eli McCann@EliMcCann·4d

My husband made me take new headshots for my upcoming book because I've been using the same one for like seven years. I hate pictures of myself. Please just tell me which one of these to use for the back of the book.