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Life Grips
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only handling my $100M copy of Moby-Dick with white cotton gloves.
Joey garcia@NotJosephGarcia
Novels should be priced based on how many themes are in the book. $5 per theme
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Laugh all you want but you can save a ton on tuition by knocking out your gen eds here
Stunna ⛧@wentsickomode
JUSTIN BIEBER’S HOUSE....I HAVE NEVER SEEN A HOUSE UGLIER
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Starling rescue today at Dulles Airport.
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"Here's how Reconstruction can still win: 🧵"
LINCOLN+161@jfkplus60
London journalist Karl Marx writes to his colleague Friedrich Engels: "Lincoln's assassination was the most stupid act they could have committed. Johnson is stern, inflexible, and revengeful and as a former poor white has a deadly hatred of the oligarchy."
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Showed up to the function with a lemon blueberry crumb cake locked and loaded
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@mancillabrando @areneeoh Congratulations on finding a new type of union to join!
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nothing is everything
microplastics rectifier@facetedcarapace
This is where scientists developed Skyrizi
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ME: Can I buy you a drink?
HER: I have a boyfriend.
ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.
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@ptrkbrn He loved Iowa and still keeps in touch with people he met there as a young man.
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I can never forget Jiang Zemin’s delight at wearing a tricorner hat in Colonial Williamsburg
Life Grips@ptrkbrn
We live in such a strange, complex world
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@TheWapplehouse @wapplehouse Mmm shredded iceberg lettuce straight off the flat top
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$35, doesn’t come with fries, tastes like shit, and you can’t eat it without looking like a 1 year old getting ahold of a birthday cake. I hope GLP-1s kill these things.
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I've discovered an incredibly fake show that stars every comedian I've ever heard of
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