Aba Lincoln

If you think you’ve seen it all in Kenya, you haven’t. My next 5 tweets will make you angry. I begin. The Auditor General has revealed something shocking: 4,847 pensioners had their date of birth identical to their employment or retirement dates. Read that again. People “born” the same day they got employed. Or “born” the same day they retired. That is not a mistake. That is a manipulated system. And according to the report, these records were being paid. Not just in 2025. Public money. I will attach the evidence so no one calls this propaganda. We are being looted.

My fellow Kenyans, I am humbled by your recognition of our unwavering fight to defend the Constitution and crush corruption. We are already in court stopping the shady privatisation of the Kenya Pipeline Company (KPC). The hearing is set for Thursday, 23rd April 2026 at the High Court in Nairobi. KPC is a vital national asset, it must not be sold off in secret deals that rob Kenyans. We shall be in court to defend it. Stay vigilant. The people will prevail! #EconomicTreason #ReKe

Men, To produce the most healthy, tough, and resilient offspring, stop practicing incest. If you can't find a woman outside your family tree, you deserve zero ejaculation and a curse on your weak bloodline. Real kings conquer fresh territory, not their cousins. Be a man.

Guys, Safaricom’s "App’Graded" security on the MyOneApp is not a protective patch; it is the deployment of a digital cage. We have audited the tech and the corporate PR. Here is the systemic reality of your new app update: 👇🏾 Surveillance Handshake They force you off your private Wi-Fi and mandate cellular data for login. Why? Because on Wi-Fi, you are behind a generic router. On their cellular network, they execute "Network Binding" (pinging your exact cell)-tower coordinates and extracting your MSISDN. You are forced to physically geolocate yourself for the state intelligence grid just to access your own money. Choking Rivals Demanding you set Safaricom as your "primary data line" is textbook monopolistic bullying. Furthermore, the claim that it’s a "one-time setup" is a lie. If you remove the Safaricom SIM to use a cheaper Airtel or Faiba data line, the app kicks you out. They are weaponizing your M-Pesa dependence to permanently disable your dual-SIM autonomy. Geographic Hypocrisy If "Network Binding" was truly a global security standard to fight scammers, Safaricom would deploy it in Ethiopia. They don't. In Ethiopia, they are challengers and cannot afford to bully users. This specific digital cage is strictly reserved for the captive Kenyan market where they hold a 99% monopoly. Bait-and-Switch They use "matatu scammers" as an alibi. But global banking apps stop 'cloning' through Device Binding (i.e locking the app to your phone's hardware ID), which works perfectly on Wi-Fi. Safaricom chose Network Binding instead because Device Binding protects you, while Network Binding protects their monopoly. USSD Sabotage They are deliberately degrading and throttling the SIM toolkit (*334#) to frustrate the Hustler into downloading the heavily surveilled MyOneApp. They are destroying the free bridge so you are forced to pay the toll on their new data-mining highway. THE SWARM'S DIRECTIVE: A monopoly does not innovate to serve you; it innovates to trap you. When a corporation that admits in court to sharing customer data with the DCI without a warrant forces you into a geographic tracking grid, you must resist the digital migration. Demand USSD reliability. Seek decentralized alternatives.

Clearly, we do not have a country. It's not just substandard fuel alone. It's not only poisonous sugar and cooking oil but also harmful pesticides and herbicides which were banned in Europe. In 2023 alone, EU exported more than 122,000 tonnes of banned pesticides and herbicides to Kenya. The rise in chronic illnesses and cases of cancer is a result of corrupt institutions which care more about the pocket than the lives of Kenyans. This is a Murderous regime which must be stopped. #RutoMustGoNow

@ThaaatYasser @amiasabundantia @citizentvkenya Just assume people with selective criticism

@amiasabundantia @citizentvkenya If your only response to my criticism of the opposition outrage is “you’re a deportee”, then you’ve already lost the debate.

Rigathi Gachagua: Following the price increase, William Ruto approximately Ksh 5 per litre over the next month, translating to about Ksh 2.5 billion from an estimated 500 million litres supplied for regional consumption. Since the inception of the so called G2G arrangement, William Ruto has earned a cool Kshs 30 Billion in profit from the supply of petroleum products to the region

@citizentvkenya The opposition in Kenya is often just yesterday’s government pretending to be shocked by things they defended previously. Today they sound like freedom fighters. Yesterday they were calling critics “enemies of development.” Miss me with your SELECTIVE OUTRAGE

Kenyans are recognizing Senator Okiya Omtatah's efforts in defending the constitution of Kenya and his tireless fight against corruption. To add, @OkiyaOmtatah is already in court challenging the privatization of KPC and the hearing is coming up next week 23rd April 2026 at the high Court Nairobi.

I FAST and PRAY for you, May you be covered by the blood of Jesus. For Muslims, may Allah protect you and your loved ones. "Assalamu alaikum wa rahmatullahi" For the rest, hug a Kenyan next to you. Be kind. People are fighting battles that you have no idea about. We have no choice, We must stand together as a nation and speak in one voice as a people. Unless we support each other, • Pray for each other • Fight for one another • Lift each other — there will be no relief in our pain, suffering, and hopelessness. Politicians in the #BloodParliament have picked their side, the side of tormenting Kenyans. We must pick our side. The side of our NATIONAL ANTHEM.

@kingKerubo @Mwaniki_mbui @ArebaHSC @Owino_Onduto @sikikasafety @sikikaroadsafek

@Mwaniki_mbui @ArebaHSC @Owino_Onduto I don’t know Sikika

My aunt Emily was hit by a driver at Benedicta Utawala at Eastern Bypass by a car registered under the company first source limited and killed her on the spot. The driver ran away and left the car May her soul rest in peace

@Kinara_01 @Ademba_47 Waaah 😂😂

@Ademba_47 Good morning ya Eurobond? Uumbwa

Good morning. Huku JKUAT unaweza kula 300 the whole week.

@ginInstructor @Ademba_47 We acha upuzi sasa Kuenda JKUAT ni kitu inakushtua?

@Ademba_47 Huyu kijana alisema alikuwa anaauza samaki kibera. Where does he get the money kutembea Kenya ?

I do not fancy her. To me she is more or less a lesbian offspring of a dynasty But kidogo I RESPECT her. Children of politicians prefer hiding under money and ugly wigs like Charlene Plus she abandoned Linda Mwananchi BUT, amekuwa streets. If children of Gachagua, Matiang'i, Kalonzo, Karua and co are not coming out on TUESDAY, chukua kadi, rudi home Si Kenya ni yetu sote? Change Destiny in August. Martin Luther used to match with his kids Noo, if I am lying, check. I do not tweet to please, I tweet to stir. Any politician anataka utoke chusday, atoke na wake Plus pesa ya maji na mask

@fit_ermined True 💯

Mkumbuke kuna wenye wanasema Ruto Must Go, ndio hata wao wapate chance ya kuwaibia na kuwadhulumu.

Men, A woman will buy a dog clothes, feed it, shower it, and even sleep with it. But a man who fucks her better doesn't even get a home-cooked meal. Female logic at its finest. Upgrade your value, or chase scraps with a dog. #MasculinitySaturday

@sholard_mancity For those saying 78k is outrageous clearly don't understand the weight of the situation

I warned that SHA was failing Kenyans. Aden Duale denied it. Now explain this 👇 A mother, Purity Mwende, rushed her 18-month-old baby to hospital after a snake bite. Bill: KSh 78,000 SHA paid: KSh 18,000 She’s now detained in hospital. Another case in Kitui: Man bitten by a spitting cobra Bill: KSh 43,000+ SHA paid: KSh 6,600 Not even 40% of bill SHA says they cover about KSh 6,600 for snake bites. Yet ONE vial of antivenom costs ~KSh 6,000. So what exactly are Kenyans paying for? Because this isn’t “universal healthcare.” This is partial help, then abandonment. And while families are being detained over bills, We’re being shown PR numbers, “30 million registered.” & staged videos. Registered for what, exactly? To still fundraise after emergencies? To still be detained in hospitals? To still choose between life and debt? If SHA can’t even cover HALF of an emergency bill, then something is fundamentally broken. Kenyans deserve answers. Ruto must go NB - the snake image used here is for illustration

Haki Madini Kenya @HakiMadiniKenya have done investigations on human rights violations linked to Shanta Gold in Siaya, Vihiga and Kakamega and published a press statement of the findings. In summary, Shanta Gold, by using a killer militia have committed various crimes against humanity in Siaya, Vihiga and Kakamega and they must be held accountable. My recommendation is that this investigation could have also covered West Pokot. I saw them protesting months ago.