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@Joel_Footy @TrollFootball They will both be 84. Goal difference give Al Nasr the edge (unless Al Hilal score 5+ more goals)

@TrollFootball A draw will not give them the league even if Al Hilal draw their game in hand. They need to win and win only.

Damac players on the final day of the Saudi season, knowing even a draw will give Ronaldo the league.

@luizalishamiru @PeakSxnti Would've been better to win it against their rivals al hilal though...

@PeakSxnti It would even have been a goal kick if he never touched it

Seconds away from winning the title and your keeper does this 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 x.com/jeremydokubelg…

@ESPNUK I cant agree more. The worst manager I've ever seen. "Score 1 goal then defend for 90 mins". He ruined football. I hope Arsenal does not take this trophy. Oh God please make Burnley do the undoable.

"One of the biggest hypocrites in modern football." 😮 ESPN's Craig Burley has some strong words for Mikel Arteta 🗣️

@AfricaFactsZone Waiting for Trump to claim this as his achievement...

Zimbabwe has compensated several foreign farmers with $146 million, and has returned 67 farms after 25 years. 840 black-owned and 400 white-owned farms are being returned by the Government.

@Merihdemiral Im starting to hate Al Ahli because of this crybaby, but then there's Riyad Mahrez 🥹

For the first time, there’s a Champions League medal in their stadium😅

@goal Bayern would’ve easily won if Mussiala played well. He was the only loophole.

THAT is football! 🔥 Kvaratskhelia and Dembele run Bayern ragged to secure narrow lead after nine-goal thriller 👏 Read our PSG player ratings 🔗 goal.com/en/lists/psg-p…

@piersmorgan Back to work? Can't tell when you were off though...you're always on my screen 😂

Not as sore as I feared it would be after a long flight…

@lexfridman How is this maniac even relevant in 2026? Get lost already

This life is fucking amazing. I'm so grateful to be alive, with all of you on this miracle of a planet. Oh and I'm sorry if I fuck things up sometimes. I'm a flawed human. But I promise to do whatever I can to try to add some more understanding and love to this world. After the world leader convos I get attacked intensely by all sides, and many disparate online communities. It has led to some really low points for me mentally. But I don't matter. I'm listening. I'll do better. And I'll try to find the strength to do more of them, always with rigor and backbone, seeking to truly understand. And despite accusations, I do extremely high amounts of research, sometimes 100+ hours for a conversation. Ask many of my previous guests. But when I come to the table, I put all that aside, and make it all about the other person. I don't ever try to sound smart. I know the vastness of my ignorance. But I'm trying. Sometimes I do fuck up and sound like a douche, or do something incredibly cringe. And I hate myself right after. But I'd rather fail and embarrass myself a million times, than not do what my heart says is right. And besides world leaders, historians, CEOs, engineers, etc, this year I want to travel the world and talk to a lot more everyday people on and off the mic. This is something I've wanted to do for a long time. Anyway this is written while on I'm on a 10 mile run, probably procrastinating, since to type I have to walk and not run 🤣 But I did just get stopped by a super smart and kind girl who works at a humanoid robotics company here. And she asked if she can give me a hug to thank me for being me. Sometimes the universe sends you a message that even a dumb dude like me can almost hear. I really needed that today. Thank you for the hug and the kindness 🙏 I'm just hoping she was real and I didn't just imagine that 🤣 Then again if I went full crazy might as well enjoy it! Back to the run. I love you all! ❤️

Allah will not let you down

protect your salah. once you lose salah, every other sin becomes easier.

May we never be a victim of CANCER, LIVER or KIDNEY Failure... Say Amen

@Dearme2_ Starve It, Don't Just Fight It: Replace mental imagery and digital consumption with productive, purposeful activity. Lust thrives on boredom; it dies when a higher purpose consumes you.

@sentdefender What’s going on Iran? Are you on drugs?

Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC), has issued an evacuation order for residents near the Headquarters of the Al Jazeera Media Network and several other areas in Qatar’s capital of Doha.

Jesus ﷺ will return He will rule with Justice I pray I am chosen to give him the pledge

@violavain @ginamilan_ @megynkelly @hotwire405 This! You the champ here

@ginamilan_ @megynkelly @hotwire405 Put your tits away and don’t engage in conversations beyond the intellect of a potted plant, cum bucket. We don’t need advice from the over filtered and under informed

You wanna rip the GOP apart right to its core and prevent a single America First voter from participating in the midterms? Indict Joe Kent and Tucker Carlson. See how that works out.

I got tech teams in Mecca

@ross_rori @TechChiefsZA Wow so you can be a man and a woman at the same time. What an amazing super power!

@TechChiefsZA how many parents are single but not by choice?? i will give my child the best support and so will my family, he/she will never ever feel the gap

Lol I booked for a sperms donor consultation 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I'm ready to be a single mother by choice 😭😭

This may be your last retweet ♾️

@LadyA333 Dont give up, Angie. Even the darkest nights give way to morning. Your story isn’t finished yet, and the world is better with you in it. There are still beautiful moments ahead. Please don’t give up — you matter more than you know. 🌅

I'm going to be very transparent. I DO NOT want to live anymore. Arrangements being made for pet and anyone I owe money to. Lady Angela Last message out.

@Roaring_Kitty00 @ShaykhSulaiman 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ShaykhSulaiman GROK disagrees 👇

TOTAL IRANIAN VICTORY