Amanda

It doesn’t matter how badass you are, sometimes you just need your pooh bear.. pic.twitter.com/mgTSy5CL5m

jules if she was from philly

Hey @Jeep wanna explain why my 2019 Cherokee just randomly bursted into flames last night??? (It was not even running)

I don't want $600. I don't want $2,000. I want businesses open. I want people working. I want society back.

Target just be having shit, and I just be buying it

Y’all probably didn’t know this, but this tiny lil pocket on your jeans is for your second stimulus.

Candles burning in a clean home is another level of peace and comfort

the ultimate sorority of them all is RN, BSN

To students starting school today, Please be nice to your teachers. My dad is 53 years old, and not a whiz w technology. He’s called me EVERY day, attempting to practice because he’s so nervous and wants what’s best for his students. Please be patient with them. They’re trying.

i love when someone educates me on a topic i don’t know about without making me feel dumb

Idk who needs to hear this. But you should alwaysss tip your event planner. Regardless of what type of event it is. Wedding, birthday party, engagement party, divorce party. Literally everything.

Did your parents tell you the sound of thunder was from God bowling or are you normal ???

“oh shit, my mask” is really a thing.

u know ur with the right person when ur doing something boring like grocery shopping yet ur having fun

other girls: i hate eating in front of boys me:

at this age u gotta realize everyone has a lot of growing to do so u either grow together or outgrow each other

“Guys are buying her drinks and she literally has a boyfriend..” My boyfriend: “how much money did you save me tonight?”

honestly worst purchase of 2020 was a 2020 planner

Does the UV index control your day or are you normal