@agraybee Mine's 8:21. Respect my superiority.
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SelfFlagellateforDemocracy
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SelfFlagellateforDemocracy
@abstractionhw24
Musk spiked my account for telling someone to "self-flagellate" so here we are.
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My Saturday record is 12 minutes, so, skill issue.
Joyce Carol Oates@JoyceCarolOates
truly I don't mean to be annoying but who on earth has time for crossword puzzles, & why? I did enjoy crossword puzzles in Playmate magazine long ago as a child but since then, no. however, it is probably flattering to be of value because of the vowels in my name; trying to see that perspective.
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@rob_mcrobberson @valhalla_dev For me it’s the negative parallelism that makes the tweet sound really strongly of AI
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@moveincircles And yet, Onion Infowars is funny as fuck. Strange how that works.
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The problem with the Onion’s takeover of Infowars is that left-wing satire is structurally impossible
Satire relies on mocking commonly observed social patterns, and the entire epistemology of leftism rests on denying that such things exist
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@BuchananSpencer @simongerman600 We're in tyranny now, and no one seems to be shooting their way out of it. But any day now.
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@simongerman600 You can always shoot your way out of tyranny, you can’t always vote yourself back to liberty.
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Wild but predictable sentiment data from the US.
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@simongerman600 We in blue states offer a trade: we will permanently enshrine the right to bear arms in the Red States in exchange for their right to vote.
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@OssianTT @TheDoctorLogos I had this experience, which is why I know that people who insist it's one or the other are missing the point.
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@TheDoctorLogos At first it was gold, then I scrolled down and saw a blue version of it. Scrolled back up and now it's blue. I can't even 🤣
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@TheDoctorLogos We've been over this: slate.com/technology/201…
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@OGxTP Hans Christian Anderson, The Red Shoes (1845)
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Damn this video lowkey sad to watch
Wilca@fansofjacksons
I like the fact that, over time, Michael further perfected the Moonwalk
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@BachmannRudi No they are doing the right thing. No more Israel bought politicians that includes Democrat as well.
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Democrats on the verge of doing something stupid.
Election Time@ElectionTime_
🚨BREAKING: Republicans' odds to flipping the Michigan US Senate seat JUMP OVERNIGHT. Michigan - 2026 US Senate 🟥Mike Rogers 44.3% (+3.7) 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 40.6% Polling average via Pollsmax.com. Abdul El-Sayed has become the Democratic frontrunner, and compared to his primary opponents—Mallory McMorrow and Haley Stevens—he performs by far the worst against Mike Rogers. If El-Sayed ends up being the nominee, Republicans will be the heavy favorites to flip Michigan's US Senate seat later this year.
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@bigblackjacobin @hecubian_devil Libbed out? He made the classic socialist error of believing that poor people in power will help other poor people.
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@hecubian_devil he libbed out a little with this one
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I think this is the first time in my life I’ve just unambiguously thought “wow Marx really got that one wrong”
LINCOLN+161@jfkplus60
London journalist Karl Marx writes to his colleague Friedrich Engels: "Lincoln's assassination was the most stupid act they could have committed. Johnson is stern, inflexible, and revengeful and as a former poor white has a deadly hatred of the oligarchy."
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@gwhizkids @KenGardner11 Narrator: It was, in fact, a marketing ploy.
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@KenGardner11 In fact it was called the Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (National Socialist German Workers’ Party).
That wasn’t an accident or a marketing ploy.
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I'm not an "own the libs" guy -- in fact, I am the polar opposite of such people and I especially hate that genre of social media -- but very few things make left wingers madder than pointing out, correctly, that Nazism was a virulently anti-capitalist, pro-socialist movement.
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@KenGardner11 It is truly astounding how little historical literacy right wingers have. "Nazis were left-wing socialists." Sure, this would be an intelligent thing to say if you had never read anything about the actually existing Nazi party.
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@NotRealMusic Trash, trash, trash, trash, good, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, trash, horrendous trash, horrendous trash, horrendous trash, trash.
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@HorrorGorl Non-voting and third party voting to punish Democrats is idiotic baby shit that hurts everyone.
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LEFTISTS: what is something that you believe in that people would say you’re conservative?
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@nikicaga I already have green. Orange would be pretty great.
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Obviously blue is insane and orange is incredible and far better than other two, but people are underrating pink, its basically infinite money with sports betting
harb@harbizard
which are you taking?
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@NateBlanchett Your conscience may be, but your brain is muddy Swiss Cheese.
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I voted for McCain, Romney, Clinton, Trump, and Harris. My conscience is clear.
Elizabeth@alluringmedia
I voted for Obama, Clinton, Biden, and Harris. My conscience is clear.
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People always want to imagine a defendant that is overwhelmingly evil and obviously guilty but also simultaneously able to win their case and walk free despite trials overwhelmingly favoring the prosecution.
Dissident West@dissidentwest
Has there ever been a case where a defense attorney was just overwhelmed with guilt for defending a client that was too evil to defend? Or are they all sociopaths?
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@dangainor @Jay_McGill94 Did you forget your antipsychotics today?
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@Jay_McGill94 No. The real reason is that the educational establishment hates Western civilization and seeks to overturn it in everything they do, especially what they teach.
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Lower education standards and different education standards across the 50 U.S. states are why you have a whole generation of students that have never heard of:
- The Great Gatsby
- The Grapes of Wrath
- The Crucible
- The Catcher in the Rye
- Hamlet
- The Odyssey
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@gldivittorio Fwiw, I don't think Trump is gay; I think he has sociopath sexuality. I.e., fuck anything and everything as a display of dominance.
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I didn't realize until seeing the comments that anyone would interpret this as an insinuation about Trump, I thought there was a pretty general consensus around Buchanan
Pop Crave@PopCrave
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez when asked by TMZ if the U.S. will have a female president or gay president first: “Well we don’t know if we already had a gay president […] I think there are chances that maybe we have.”
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