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Alan Desousa

@achris1226

Tread with Caution! Part time spell checker & a Devil has qualities of Dev and Evil within. ⚠️ The Paraprosdokian geek

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Alan Desousa
Alan Desousa@achris1226·
Reach on Twitter for me is like that dog howling every night. Everyone hears it, but no one likes!😢
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Best Cine Moments 🍿
Best Cine Moments 🍿@SceneinCinema·
WHO MADE THIS...😭😭
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@LavanyaBallal How do you even know that they were the original locks...and that the locks are not the replaced ones!
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Harrison Ford@HarrisonFordLA·
May the fourth be with you
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Press Trust of India
STORY | 'Red' alert for severe thunderstorms, hailstorms issued in Delhi A "red" alert for severe thunderstorms and hailstorms was issued for Delhi late on Sunday evening, with some parts of the national capital placed under an "orange" alert, as residents were advised to be prepared for potentially-disruptive weather conditions. READ: ptinews.com/story/national…
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good thing about the terribly bad network connection in the rural areas is you don't get govt alerts
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@PunsterX Did everyone actually get a call? Or am I one of the few left out... None whom I know got this
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PunsterX@PunsterX·
Quote of the day! BJP MP Dinesh Sharma says- "Alarms went off on all mobile phones together, today. This is an indication that India is becoming a developed country." BJP leaders are finding new definitions of development everyday! 😭
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j.a.h.n.a.v.i._.i.y.e.r@JahnaviIyer·
The "I didnt know" excuse doesnt work for our forests anymore. At Mollem - Goa, Survey No. 24, hundreds of trees are suspected to have been cut illegally. While the Forest Dept investigates 9 trees, the aerial footage shows massive clearing. The Panchayat says they only saw applications for water/electricity. This level of administrative negligence is how we lose our green cover. When does the felling stop and the accountability begin? #GoaNews #ForestProtection #SaveGoa #MollemUnderThreat #ECOCIDE @goacm @goaforests @DrPramodPSawant @goafoundation @Manekagandhibjp @dilthi_gujarati @SpotzHaroon @pawsunmute
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Mukesh@mikejava85·
First day at J P Morgan , has review meeting in 1 hour . Wish me luck
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The Times Of India
The Times Of India@timesofindia·
A persistent foul stench in taps, rising illnesses and an alarming #water crisis have pushed hundreds of residents in west #Delhi's #Janakpuri - many of them elderly - to the brink. With stomach infections, skin diseases and the unbearable odour taking over households, families are spending a hefty sum on bottled water for their daily needs. More details 🔗toi.in/gRxn-a
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Mid Day@mid_day·
An RTI revealed 88 tiger deaths from 2020–21 remain unresolved with the National Tiger Conservation Authority, with missing forensic reports and documents delaying investigations for years. Poor coordination, delayed evidence collection and administrative lapses have left cases unexplained across states, raising concerns that pending files and forced closures could hide poaching and weaken wildlife protection accountability. ✍🏻: @ranjeetnature 📸: Special Arrangement
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Sahana@sahana_srik·
Guess where I am? Stalled somewhere after jayadeva bus stop. Why? The new @BMTC_BENGALURU ticketing method. The conductor has to generate individual QR codes for each passenger, but since ticketing is for stages, they have to issue all tickets before the bus passes that stage.
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Mukesh@mikejava85·
@Jhunjhunuwala_ hub comparable to Singapore. ?? This is what they said about smart cities ..🤣🤣
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The Better India
The Better India@thebetterindia·
What if we told you there’s a town in India where political banners don’t last more than 24 hours? In Sulthan Bathery, cleanliness isn’t just a rule, it’s a way of life. From midnight clean-ups to strict fines and active citizens, this place is setting a benchmark most cities haven’t even thought of yet. Watch this video to see how an entire town came together to make it happen and stayed consistent. #CleanIndia #Kerala #SulthanBathery #civicsense #civicsenseIndia [Sulthan Bathery, Kerala, Civic Discipline, Civic Sense India]
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Ritesh Banglani@banglani·
Me in 1986: in 40 years we will surely have flying cars and interplanetary travel Meanwhile 2026:
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