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@LynAldenContact at this rate we're CRUSHING their rate of empire degradation

We likely won't hit them in the meme department as hard as they hit us here. The attrack surface is there, like how their society has only degraded over five decades, and they were a former empire, but we sadly don't likely have the sophistication to make a good video on that.

I’ve been watching the Iranian rap battle for the past week. The bad news is they totally rekt us on this one. Hit us in the jugular. By attacking them, we helped launder their reputation. The good news is, they’ll never make a better one than this. They already got it out.

@Ihartitz @Ziggy0022 i miss sunday morning helicopters can we get a playoff chopper for wemby overs

@Ziggy0022 @actionnewb yeah I went to adjust it and then forgot to cross out Hollywood for Oklahoma not being in the SEC yet at that point. just a comedy of errors. sigh

@atrupar we REALLY need to see this read by The Usual Suspects while in the line up OPEN THE STRAIT you fucking cocksuckers #usualsuspects #kisersoze #dementedon

President Trump: “Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

@kumailn i mean, BUT WHY? why did they ask him to choke up on the bat? @kumailn PLEASE, please give us the backstory to the commercial they coulda had you hold it like a normal person

@kumailn never held a bat before this commerical?

@HodlMagoo @PamBondi i realize this isn't the point, but Dow next stop, dow 50k or dow 40k

So now the DOW isn’t over 50,000 can we get @PamBondi to actually answer some questions about the Epstein files?

@FIFABrit what about turner?

Made up for it

@SharpFootball 19+ missed woooooooof

first round WRs drafted last 10 years: 3 - Ravens: Marquise Brown, Rashod Bateman, Zay Flowers 3 - Panthers: D.J. Moore, Xavier Legette, Tetairoa McMillan 3 - Vikings: Laquon Treadwell, Justin Jefferson, Jordan Addison 2 - Falcons: Calvin Ridley, Drake London 2 - Bengals: John Ross, Ja’Marr Chase 2 - Jaguars: Brian Thomas Jr., Travis Hunter 2 - Chargers: Mike Williams, Quentin Johnston 2 - Giants: Kadarius Toney, Malik Nabers 2 - Eagles: Jalen Reagor, DeVonta Smith 2 - 49ers: Brandon Aiyuk, Ricky Pearsall 2 - Titans: Corey Davis, Treylon Burks 2 - Commanders: Josh Doctson, Jahan Dotson 1 - Cardinals: Marvin Harrison Jr. 1 - Bears: Rome Odunze 1 - Browns: Corey Coleman 1 - Cowboys: CeeDee Lamb 1 - Broncos: Jerry Jeudy 1 - Packers: Matthew Golden 1 - Texans: Will Fuller 1 - Chiefs: Xavier Worthy 1 - Raiders: Henry Ruggs III 1 - Dolphins: Jaylen Waddle 1 - Patriots: N’Keal Harry 1 - Saints: Chris Olave 1 - Jets: Garrett Wilson 1 - Seahawks: Jaxon Smith-Njigba 1 - Buccaneers: Emeka Egbuka 1 - Lions: Jameson Williams 0 - Bills 0 - Colts 0 - Rams 0 - Steelers

@Covers cronin hurley oats mulkey are in a tier of their own

Who is this most insufferable coach of this bunch?

@thatgirlsnazzy sorry for your loss to st johns but now you can help AR upset AZ and cheer for the hogs

@olddirty_baroo @racjac24 wrong mascot wrong red

This is NOT a genius take, but when filling out a bracket I like to look for a teams 1st "landmine". So if you like Michigan, imho nobody can beat them before the Elite 8. So you feel safe until then. I love Zona, they have a landmine game in the Sweet 16.

@PeterBurnsESPN peter, the telecast said acuff has the 2nd most points in an SEC tourney game by a razorback, but didn't tell us who has the most points in an SEC tourney game by a hog helpa brother out?

Buddy, it’s going to be another wild year in SEC Baseball

@JoeyKnish22 i hope crosby gets to play the ravens a few more times make it look like forest whitaker in FastTimes

Raiders got totally fucked here and are likely gonna have to now trade Crosby for 40c on the dollar to make the other FA signings work + plans for the extra picks and $ to fill out roster now gone. I would demanding league take action if I’m LV

Ravens need to lose a draft pick and massive fine for this. Filthy business. Guy who had surgery in January was never gonna pass a physical. And they basically got Hendrickson locked up under the table before reneging on the Crosby deal. NFL cannot let this become standard.

@bubbyandflapo @I_love_DJT @JacobsVegasLife may be my favorite comment i've ever seen on twitter

@I_love_DJT @JacobsVegasLife He's not gonna fuck you, dude. Well... he might but that's not the point.

You're in Vegas for 72 hours, but you can't leave the property you're staying at. All sleeping, meals, activities, etc. must be at that one property...where are you staying?

@neuroglioma @TrendSpider granted it's difficult to know what's real these days but its also difficult to believe you 'watch everything' if you're out here writing jnj still sells band aids and bby powder

That list from DividendTalks had $JNJ and $TSM sitting right next to each other and someone clearly read it wrong Happens when you speed-scroll through value stock lists at 2am looking for plays JNJ is still out here selling band-aids and baby powder not wafers and chips Morningstar just ranked them both as undervalued picks in the same thread The real comedy is imagining JNJ pivoting to semiconductors though With their track record they would find a way to get talc inside the clean room Always read the full list before you quote tweet it

When did $JNJ start selling semiconductors?

@VSiNLive @BettingOnX @KelleyBydlon is that bydlon, or svelt seth rogan

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@unusual_whales doood, WTF are you posting this shit flat w/ no context shill this is shameful be better

Trump: I have nothing to hide. I had nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. I have been totally exonerated

@MitchMossRadio A cuff darious A cuff not aCUFF

@EpicClipVault 0-7 in 4.25 pickleball mens doubles

Apart from a breakup, what else can make a man be like this..