Ben Storm

@turbomander Meritocracy is a beautiful thing

my castle is powered by 8 thousand goblins in the basement. they run on little wheels for me and i convert the rotation into energy. i dont even make them do it i just made it into a game for them. theres a leaderboard and a battlepass and everything, the goblins go nuts for it

@Liv_Agar @prerecessiongrl Hey! Let us enjoy things!

@prerecessiongrl It’s better than Germans who just also use “lol”

learning that 'mdr', which you see all the time in french tweets, is just their 'lol' has left me profoundly shaken

@DucDeVinny Hello Guess im dad

Guess has glasses now

@_sergiotahini Cesare Borgia und seine Sis hätten das schon längst für den Papst geregelt aber heutzutage sind diese Vatikaner ja alle woke. Armes heiliges Land

ich rate dem papst vorsichtig zu sein

@nise_yoshimi The rock formally know as Dwyane

"Dwayne" The Rock Johnson

@cimmerian_v He didn't actually say that sad emoji

“Do your worst, faggot.”

@nise_yoshimi Wasn't the second amendment supposed to protec people from EXACTLY THIS SCENARIO?

its. so over. fuck

@Liv_Agar Eat it

Fucking hate it when people line up for their flight before their zone is called

@turboghosto Team Edward

yall on team soupa mario or stewigi

@DerChrizzIX Aber sie hätte auch gut-furchtbar sein können. Leider ist sie schlecht-furchtbar.

@actualbenstorm sie ist auch unabhängig davon unfassbar furchtbar

the boys ist wirklich die debilste mistserie aller zeiten man merkt wirklich wie die scheiß ami writer dachten die wären richtig clever am kochen

@NotPotBol Our communist future is in hollow venus. That's why the chinese are surrendering mars (arrakis with no spice) to the yanks

@Liv_Agar LA is 2b2t spawn. The LAX sculpture is a lava cast made by (racist streamer). It is known.

Why is California full of Minecraft biomes

@turboghosto They are also not licensed by the gouvernement so you can legally impale them if they are brandishing arms within your castle walls.

warlocks are just clerics and paladins btw. they don’t want you to know that but it’s true

@turboghosto Thanx for telling us about your power boner Mr Antagonist-in-a-childrens-cartoon!

yes, yes, i know u recognize me. im the guy blocking the route until u beat the gym leader. i just want you to know i get off on this power i have over you. like, sexually

@turboghosto Ad Hominem is literally the most valud kind of attack. "Of course I won't believe you! YOU RAPED A BLIND POODLE!"

"you cant just suddenly join the dark lord maladictus after 150 years on the king's council!" sunk cost fallicy "think of the lives you will have to take just to keep his phylactory city running!" appeal to emotion "how could you think of doing this, you foul lich!" ad hominem

@turboghosto Looooove how the mud slows down the walking animation even when attacked. Definitely one of my top 50 bioms

yeah im one of the swamp enemies. got my club got my poison damage. fucking love mud dude. its the swamp

@cduzett @Trey_Explainer Infidel ☝️

@Trey_Explainer This is how every other house reacts when House Stark keeps saying “winter is coming.” Eventually House Stark might be right, but only because of volume. And also no, they will never be right, because the books with winter in them will never be written

These Larpers not understanding just how distracted George is from Winds. Homie we’ve been getting false reports like this since I was in high school

@Jonas_Ceika *bonk*

The old flag of the Norwegian Labor Party actually ruled

@madisontayt_ [This is an implicit call to the annexation of the stain known as Connecticut by the great state of Rhode Mainland]

@madisontayt_ "DO YOU KNOW WHO MY DAD IS? I'LL CALL HIM RIGHT NOW! He's probably busy -uuhm I don't know- CATERING FOR THE LITERAL GOVERNOR OF CONNECTICUT? Yeah not so funny now huh?" (Staring at you fatly)

lowkey i’m getting addicted to locking the replies on tweets. i’m the bouncer of this club and you are NOT making it in